Wouldn't you like to know, gundam boy

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

once in a while, I happen to have the fortune to stumble upon a Tumblr post that actually delights me

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

your penis is died. game oval

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

being trans is fun because you go from being a complete fucking loser to being still a loser but now somewhat attractive

o fuck there's two of them now did they grow this one in a lab from a cutting?

Obviously he made him out of chocolate. C'mon now.

The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.

pissing off the cishet eene fans on twitter by submitting that joel dickie interview to an “lgbt character of the day” account and labeling trans woman double dee as canon.

read the interview y'all. he just says that shit and then doesn’t elaborate. The interviewer doesn’t ask him to elaborate. He’s like. “edd is a girl but she doesn’t know it yet” and nothing else.

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

dump your boyfriend and date your sister instead! do more with vibrator

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face