Basically My Life

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

Not enough people talking about Andre De Shields. That man has such a presence, such a graceful way of moving. Blessed are those who see the proshot for they have experienced thee one and only Andre De Shields.

raise your hand if you're shifting into full fop mode

at what point do we think the news of the death of Julien's father will have reached far enough that he's gong to show up somewhere and be greeted as Lord Davinos instead of Sir Julien, and how much do we think that is going to destroy him?

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)