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Howdy! Theo here with an important announcement! I will be moving this, along with all my other blogs, to a brand spankin new multi-muse blog!!!! If we’re mutuals here, go follow me there!

“I messed up boxed mac and cheese…” “How was I supposed to know pasta could catch on fire?!” “Nah, I’ll be fine without a recipe.” “Chicken’s supposed to be this dry, right?” “Wait, I can’t just put this in a pan without, like, oil or something?” “What do you mean you can’t put cast iron in the dishwasher?” “How do you make grilled cheese, again?” “I think this is still raw in the middle…” “I didn’t know tequila was flammable!” “So, I might have… set the microwave on fire. A little.” “This is why I don’t cook!”

You like edgy, anxious boys? The paranormal? Conspiracies? Cool, then you’ve come to the right place. Yeehaw I don’t know how to do these kinds of promos. Jasper Durand is an OC for Sally Face~ Like I said, he doesn’t have a faceclaim, but he does have a knack for writing, so maybe we could do some of that? Like / reblog if you’re interested in interacting~

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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“  mind you grow a little wiser, little better each day.  ” “  give me everything i need, to feed my body and my soul.  ” “  i just think i’m two steps nearer to my grave. ” “  keep yourself alive. ” “  yesterday, my life was in ruin.  ” “  anyway, i should be doing alright. ” “  wouldn’t you like to know?  ” “  now what did i tell you?  ” “  would you like to see?  ” “  show me.  ” “  don’t believe all you read in the bible.  ” “  no, i’m not gonna tell you what you already know.  ” “  why can’t you see it  ” “  look what they’ve done to me, i cannot run, i cannot hide.  ” “  won’t you let me in?  ” “  nobody believes me. ” “  why don’t they leave me alone?  ” “  you know you’ll never leave me.  ” “  please, will you direct me in the right way?  ” “  listen, are you gonna listen?  ” “  i’m gonna keep you till your dying day.  ” “  liar, they bring you down before you begin.  ” “  when i was young it came to me.  ” “  once i believed in everyone.  ” “  once i could see the good in me.  ” “  now all the world is grey to me.  ” “  the night comes down and i get afraid of losing my way.  ” “  and it’s dark again.  ” “  well you know what i mean.  ” “  but it’s over now and that’s all.  ” “  the world expects a man to just buckle down and shovel shit.  ” “  will you lead us all the same?  ” “  pardon me i have to get away.  ” “  well, i traveled around the world.  ” “  i’ve been there before, a long time ago.  ” “  i’m no trouble.  ” “  i bring thunder and lightening.  ” “  i’ve come to save you.  ” “  let me take you to the river.  ” “  that’s all i’ve got to say.  ”

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