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if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

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got covid for THE FIRST TIME EVER because my pure and noble immune system was weakened by the corrupt nature of the den of iniquity (las vegas airport) in which i found myself trapped (flight delayed)
they should invent beautiful experiences that never end too quickly and become consigned to vaguely mournful nostalgia
sorry guys, samsara is my fault, I just really love experiences. yeah I didn't know everyone else wasn't enjoying it, my bad
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worst part about meeting your so in college is that they could be from literally anywhere and then youâre locked in to visit for holidays at least three times a year. why the fuck am i in california rn
An experiment in language change
Nifty little language game here.
I can read back to 1500 with basically no difficulty
at 1400 I have to read slowly and carefully, but I can understand all of it save a couple words
at 1300 I can still comprehend most of it if I read slowly, but a much larger percentage of the words are unfamiliar to me, even with context
1200 and earlier are almost totally unintelligible
I was going to post this video for a verbal example of the same thing, but then I see it was linked in the footnotes. Still fun though, there's a moment early on where it's completely unintelligible and then there's exactly one sentence you can clearly comprehend, which really made me perk up
the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who
The year is 1492. You are the Catholic Monarchs - both of them. Isabel and Fernando, tanto monta, monta tanto. You have just finished kicking all of the Muslim powers out of Iberia, and youâre feeling so pleased with yourselves that you expel the Jews about it. You have a problem, though - thereâs this annoying Genoese moron named Christopher Columbus who keeps waving some bad math at you, insisting that the world is actually smaller than everyone thinks it is and he could totally sail to India by going west. He gets on your nerves so much that you just give him a couple of ships and send him off. He definitely wonât make it to India, but maybe heâll find some little island and give all of your newly-unemployed hidalgos something to keep them busy. Heâll probably just starve to death in the middle of the ocean, and then heâs no longer your problem.
The year is 1519, and you are HernĂĄn CortĂŠs. You and all of your compatriots are stuck in the most effective way to make someone a bad person: put them in a situation where they must become incredibly wealthy and powerful incredibly fast or else they will die horribly. Transatlantic voyages are absurdly expensive. Anyone in the âNew Worldâ who isnât rich enough to afford their own army is deeply in debt, with no collateral but their own sword-arm. It is an environment that does not reward half-measures. It does not even reward full measures. It only rewards putting a brick on the gas pedal and crossing your fingers - if you kill one person then youâre a murderer, but if you kill hundreds of thousands of people then you're a paragon of glory and the Spanish crown will make statues of you.
The year is still 1519 and you are Moctezuma II, HuÄyi TlahtoÄni (great ruler) of the âAztec Empire,â also known as the Triple Alliance, or the Mexica. You know a thing or two about half-measures not being rewarded, because you are in a process of rapidly expanding and consolidating a nascent Mesoamerican empire. You are quite good at your job - even before you ascended to the throne, you cultivated a reputation as a skilled warrior, a dedicated student, and a devout worshiper. Your name means something like âlord who frowns in anger.â Itâs a fitting name, because the process of âimperial expansion and consolidationâ generally involves killing lots of people. To make matters worse, some weird hairy white guys showed up out of nowhere and they keep demanding an audience with you. You try every trick in the diplomatic handbook - deferment, threats, flattery, bribes - but everything you do just seems to make them more single-mindedly focused on your destruction. Later, after you are dead, they will claim that you thought they were gods.
The year is 1545, and this whole âcolonialismâ thing is starting to peter out. Trans-Atlantic voyages are still ruinously expensive, and the pickings are getting slimmer every day - itâs not like you can go loot Tenochtitlan a second time. Youâre starting to wonder if itâs time for everyone to pack up, go home, and forget about⌠holy shit is that a mountain of silver? Is that an honest-to-god mountain with more silver in it than every other existing silver mine on the face of the earth combined? Yes. Some call it PotosĂ. Many will call it âthe mountain that eats men.â In a single moment, colonialism goes from a plundering campaign for recently-unemployed soldiers to a permanent institution. The alchemists back in Prague and Vienna never learned how to turn lead into gold, but the mercenaries and taskmasters in PotosĂ found a much simpler equation to turn blood into silver.
The year is 1571, and the economy of the Ming dynasty doesnât feel so good. Their experiment with paper money was a failure, to put it gently. The experiment with paper money failed horribly. It turns out when you try to have paper currency but you donât have sophisticated counterfeit protections and thereâs also a booming cottage industry of people making paper in their cottages, well, you can guess how that ends. So youâre trying to shift to a silver economy. But then you run into an even bigger problem: you donât have enough silver. So if you start demanding taxes in silver, the price of silver will skyrocket, which means taxes will skyrocket when the economy is already ailing from the whole âpaper moneyâ thing. Some hapless scholar-official in Guangdong is nervously watching a peasant sharpen his pitchfork when he gets word from a messenger: some gweilo just showed up at the part with literal shipfuls of silver and they want to buy silk, tea, spices, and porcelain at outrageous markups.
Within living memory, the world was still âmedievalâ in many ways - slow, parochial, zero-sum, carefully arbitrated by tradition and precedent. Legible. And now Spanish sailors take Bolivian silver on ships guarded by West African mercenaries and Japanese ronin, sailing to their colony in the Philippines to rub shoulders with Chinese officials, Indian sultans, and Malay merchants. All because some dipshit from Genoa got his math wrong and wouldnât shut up about it.
The moral of this story is that Iâm going insane.
#Ironically Columbus made the world small

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you can really tell i'm the captain of my soul as i keep steering into rocks. not even hidden icebergs just large rocks visible in the water from quite some distance.
tmi:
being constantly put in frustrating situations wrt my family while staying at home before grad school starts in the fall. i thought it was a little rocky before, but itâs kind of getting unmanageable. (mom and dad are very recently divorced, dad is now living with new girlfriend and her two high-school-aged children, little sister refuses to speak with dad and has also dropped out of college to go to cosmetology school)
nobody wants other people to know things about what theyâre doing. itâs putting me in the constant position of having to lie or neatly obfuscate the truth in basically every single interaction i have. mom is upset every time my dad wants to see me to the point that when i can itâs better just not to tell her it happened, and when she does know i get grilled afterwards to make sure i didnât let any of my sisterâs precious precious information slip because sheâs always liked her more. iâm jealous of my cousins who are in the same boat because at least they have each other to commiserate with but my sister wonât even let me have that. my dad keeps pushing me to meet his girlfriend but i just donât want to and i canât talk about it to anyone because i know theyâd blow up. i lose miserably at go every time my boyfriend tries to teach me because my intentions are always too straightforward! i hate all of the doublespeak and lying!
i feel glad that i didnt have to deal with this as a kid, but itâs almost worse in some ways that they did this as adults, because they feel no obligation to mutually act as parents to me. if this had happened in high school or middle school, they would have been obligated to figure out some sort of rhythm amongst themselves, but instead all of the planning and all of the coordination and all of the guilt tripping is just placed on me instead. jokes on them, iâm going to china this year over christmas. now nobodyâs happy.
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people who do a PhD are running from something
Yeah itâs called a 9-to-5
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs