Dear frozen yogurt, you're the celery of desserts.

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

I’m listening

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What the fuck is going on in your life

Wait…how do you know it’s a vase and not really bitter dark chocolate?

The vase is made of the horses ashes, it’s common in Russia to do that. It is defiantly not dark chocolate. Dark chocolate should never taste like coal.

Oh dear God … This post just got so much worse.

Ann Perkins 👉🏻

👈🏻 Chris Traeger

one time i got lost in a sunlit forest and i came across sufjan stevens, who was crocheting a shawl and benchpressing 100 bibles simultaneously, and he looked at me and said ‘the world is abundant’ and then i woke up in my bed covered in glitter and wearing 4 hats this is a true story