I THINK YOU'RE A CONTRA

I’m gonna do to catholicism what tumblr witches did to witchcraft

Likes to confess, reblogs to absolve

i’m part of a generation that can send “snap chats” but couldn’t dehull buckwheat if their life depended on it 😒☕️🐸😪

something missing from the later seasons of criminal minds that the earlier seasons nailed are those slutty little fbi windbreakers

i love the lord of the rings and related works because tolkien only knew how to write one kind of character and that's extremely affectionate gay older men. and by god did he.

no actually, he just wrote deep and affectionate friendships between men who understood actual masculinity the likes of which should be considered normal amongst men without always being called romantic.

no actually they all had gay sex

love when people say “separate the art from the artist” about youtubers. what is their art? ruining LA?

“yeah this creator who’s content is essentially selling his personality may have collaborated with white supremacists but i just really appreciate the way he sells 60 dollar hoodies to middle schoolers”

This guy, man. This guy is like a walking anomaly. It’s like he’s the host for the earth’s magnetic field for weird shit or smthn. That time he went to India instead of Indiana? That time he asked for a neck tattoo and the artist gave him a tattoo of his neck?? Wack.

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...