they think i'm up to something weird

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I don't think most people realize that until 1968, the US was a de facto apartheid state where multiple states within the union were run by the KKK

i want to play deltarune but i stopped in the middle of ch3 last year because im very bad at video games

Classical Latin is Latin on easy mode. Italian is Latin on normal mode. French is hard mode. Modern Brazilian Portuguese is Latin on hell mode.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Everybody get more nonbinary

Waiter, I'm waiting for that "Iranian strategic victory" on the "2026 Iran war" wiki article