Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

thank you it did not!

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

@heresylog

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it