Out of the closet and into the dumpster

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

will on the phone twirling his hair like yes mr drake maye i WILL come to your charity game so long as i am permitted to adopt a gay little stance and hop around like small woodland bunny. oh and win, of course

the nhl putting an age limit on the all star skills comp is the funniest thing they couldve done. they said if youre over 25 youre OLD and WASHED and we DONT fuck with you anymore

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

happy pride month to this post specifically

data center? no thanks i'd rather date my winger

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

it’s not rpf it’s speculative history