Footwear for Tubers!

what do you mean that the president privately settled his own frivolous lawsuit, meaning that he is redistributing tax dollars to the proud boys for emotional damages. what do you mean that he offered a no-bid deal to his friends to seal the reflecting pool. what do you mean his cronies have learned to just dodge questions and lie on the stand. what do you mean about fucking anything he does.

and of course yes the pointless, inhumane war is distracting from the files. of course the gas prices are distracting from the endless push of capitalism's last breath. it's hard to revolt when you have no energy or time left.

and god forbid you try to actually do anything about it, holy shit. i've done the protesting and the volunteering and yes, we are all incredibly burnt out. we've been running on fumes forever, but these days everything feels incredibly pointless. we don't have the money for schools, but we will have the money for more weapons delivered to the police station.

and i don't fucking know the answer! i don't know. everyone says just get out there and vote and like, obviously yes, duh. i'm so well-past voting as an answer, though; because my trust in democracy is essentially zero. no matter how much we beg fucking do something, they just wring their hands and say: well, we need to meet them in the middle. no health care. no social security. no environmental protections. over and over we're told the money doesn't exist; and over and over we reply: it does if you just tax the rich. but don't worry! we can fund ICE with half the fucking treasury! because if he wants it, it gets done.

2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023

in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.

you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads

you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride

these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.

🐎 @hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

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🐴 @dumbthinmint

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

🍎 @viostormcaller

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

♞ @isa-ghost

Unfocused Cereal

𓃗 @everyone-loves-purple

sensitive rice

♞ @andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Migraine Grits

🐎 @snarklordofthesith

Distraction Donut.

🥕 @jadelyn

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

🎠 @moniquill

Panic Cheese

🥕 @elodieunderglass

Dread Tiffin

🦄 @spaceshipoftheseus

Despair Mint

🦄 @thelawfulchaotic

Insomnia Lucky Charm

🎠 @syinthome-kaleidoscope

Deterritorialization Strawberry

🦄 @barely-an-artist

Lethargy sandwich

🥕 @randomfruit666

Constant Stress Salmon

🎠 @cedar-is-a-nerd

Anxiety Iced Tea

🥕 @consumerofshorthomies

Anxious Apple Juice goes hard

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

♞ @theboredvoid

Mood Swings Red Bull

♞ @starving-little-orphan-boy

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

“Bigger than a normal fireball”

My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.

The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.