no

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

Reddit is not always sending their best

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

hsve

How to tell if the scientist you're talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist: Ask them if carbon is a metal

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"