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Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

hsve

How to tell if the scientist you're talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist: Ask them if carbon is a metal

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

childaborting hips

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay