i'm a dinosaur today

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

World Heritage Post

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

Luke’s face is what makes this.

You need to treat your attention like it’s expensive

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

This is by Canadian artist Deirdre Sokolowska @unwashedace . You can buy a sticker of this piggy here on Etsy.

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use