Regulus Black has one toxic ex that absolutely loathes him and tries to convince people he's an absolutely horrid person
Then they look at Regulus who's sitting in James' lap, minding his business and reading a book, and they're like "????"
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Regulus Black has one toxic ex that absolutely loathes him and tries to convince people he's an absolutely horrid person
Then they look at Regulus who's sitting in James' lap, minding his business and reading a book, and they're like "????"

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the marauders giving each other stupid t shirts to wear at dinner.
you can decide who wore what
first one is james
second is remus cause wolf
third the corndog one is sirius
fourth is peter cause hes a rat and the shirt has cats on it
"I just think it's statistically improbable that you don't have a type," Sirius said, dangling his legs over the armrest of the sofa and tossing a crumpled piece of parchment into the fire.
"I don't," Remus said calmly, not looking up from his book.
"Everyone has a type! James likes people who hate him. Pete likes anyone who gives him the time of day. I like..." Sirius waved a hand vaguely. "Well. Anyway. What's yours?"
Remus sighed, finally marking his page and looking up. "Fine. Dark hair. Ridiculously dramatic. Comes with a truly terrifying amount of family trauma."
Sirius went completely still. Remus’s stomach dropped as he watched the gears turn in Sirius's head. What the fuck had he done. Remus stopped breathing, bracing for the worst as Sirius leaned across the sofa, his eyes wide and horrified.
"Merlin," Sirius breathed. "You're in love with Snape."
Remus stared at him for five long, agonizing seconds.
The panic instantly evaporated, replaced by a profound, heavy disbelief. Remus looked into Sirius's wide, genuinely horrified eyes, wondering how it was mathematically possible to fall so desperately in love with someone so incredibly stupid.
He slowly picked his book back up and found his paragraph. "Yeah, Sirius. I am madly in love with Severus Snape. You figured it out. Please don't tell James, it would destroy him."
Remus to Sirius
Sirius unconsciously doing that thing that dogs do where they perk up at their favorite words.
James teasing him relentlessly after finding out that 'Moony' is one of Sirius's favorite words.

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Sirius asked Remus once why he never smiled in pictures, and Remus admitted it was because he thought he looked weird when he did. So from then on, every time someone pulled out a camera, he'd make a ridiculous face, say something absurd, or do whatever it took to make Remus laugh before the picture was taken. Years later, there isn't a single photo of Remus that isn't at least a little blurry because he's laughing too hard or smiling too bright.
sirius being convinced he’s impossible to read while remus can tell he’s in a bad mood from the way he drops his bag by the door
meet ugly wolfstar who both reach for the same faded band tee in a thrift store at the exact same time. their hands touch they look up and lock eyes. neither lets go.
there is a long tense silence before sirius narrows his eyes. “you listen to them?”
remus scoffs. “obviously.”
“yeah?”
“yeah.”
another pause. then, with all the gravity of a man defending his doctoral thesis: “okay. name five songs. and you can’t use the most popular one.”
remus looks personally offended. “that’s your test?”
“if you’re wearing the shirt, i need to know you’re not a poser.”
“you shop at thrift stores wearing leather pants.”
“answer the question.”
so remus does. immediately. all five songs. release years included. sirius is visibly startled.
“okay, fine,” he says. “name the original bassist.”
“before or after the lineup change in ’78?”
sirius’s eye twitches. they spend the next twenty minutes escalating. favorite deep cuts. best live performances. which album was unfairly overlooked. neither of them actually believes half the things they’re saying anymore. they’re just trying to win.
eventually the cashier walks over and goes, “is anyone actually planning on buying the shirt?”
without breaking eye contact, sirius says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
remus says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
and that’s how they accidentally spend three hours in a thrift store and leave together without the shirt. because neither of them can remember where they put it
Regulus who would recoil at any physical touch from anyone that wasn't Sirius, meaning literally anyone. Barty tried to hug him once and he hissed. Dorcas kissed him on the cheek and he reared back like a spooked horse.
Regulus who started dating James and falls asleep on him, he lets James carry him around, grab his ass, hold his hand, kiss him all the time.
Regulus' friends are shook at what the James Potter affect can do to someone.
yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and he’s had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mama’s favorite, and it was her birthday today.
yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.

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marlene is a sub for dorcas and a cocky fuck for everyone else
i feel like lily is one of those girls who likes to grab one of her titties, either because she's stressed or just because she likes to hold it
is this not every girl...
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
remus lupin ⏾⋆.˚
remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw

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i love it when regulus absolutely fucks around w almost EVERYONE and then he gets a taste of real deal (james and his brown eyes) he gets obsessed w him and clear his roster for him
regulus “i never laugh” black becoming a giggling mess when he gets comfortable with james