Cryptopus elatus, in situ, Saint-Pierre, Réunion.

Orchidaceae: Angraecinae.

Oh. My god. (From Cath Dubois' IG post with her girlfriend)

Also dog for context of Abby's comment bc-

→ everyone thinks that you're such an 'opposites attract' couple. nat being the 'alt' and grungier one, you being the feminine and 'lighter' one.

→ yellowjackets varsity will see anything pink and it'll automatically remind them of you. oh a pink pen? "it's nat's gf!" oh a strawberry juicebox? "it's nat's gf!" oh a pink tampon? "it's nat's gf!"

→ absolutely adores it when you put your hair up in pretty hairstyles, adding ribbons and clips and such. but personally prefers it when you tie it up in a messy pony tail or something. she just thinks it's so hot of you to be so effortlessly hot.

→ shows you off so much. modern!nat would have a special insta highlight just for you and your pink hair!!! it would be filled with pics of your messy hair or simply photos with pink elements that reminds her of you.

→ always light heartedly arguing over the fallen strands of hair on the shower drain thats been clogging it 🥀🥀 and then 99 percent of the time it's nat's because the strands are blonde!!!! and dead as fuck

→ since pink washes away so fast, your hair dying sessions would be every week and a half. nat would always offer to help you dye your hair which means, an hour hair coloring, and then half an hour of making out. and then it will always turn out to be messy. pink dye all over her fingers and on her shirt (and yours too). maybe a little pink dye getting on her hair too if she's lucky.

→ and then of course regular hair bleaching and dying results to dead hair so!!! dead hair gfs! couple goals.

→ AHHH NAT would DEFINITELY let you dye a small section of her bleached hair pink just so she could still have that small part of you with her at all times. it'll be cute walking around campus, hand in hand, while that vibrant pink catches almost everyone's attention.

→ nat hates crowds. so if ever she loses you in one, she'd get on her tippy toes and always look for that vibrant pink hair that stands out from the crowd. and she's relieved because she always finds her way back to you.

→ also applies when getting groceries, if she loses you in an aisle, she can easily spot you just by walking through the sides.

→ bleach (dates??) it comes naturally, just tell her "babe, your roots are showing." and she'll glance at yours and say "yours too." and then boom you both are wearing gloves—you're sat on the bathroom counter while she mixes the bleach formula up. you bleach her roots first, then she bleaches yours, and then rinse it off, and then when you're done with that part, she'll prepare the pink dye for your newly bleached roots.

→ (extra) fratboy!nat who swears she doesn't have favorites (out of all fuckbuddies) but then her ig bio is something like "🌸🌸" which is totally NOT something nat would put if she WASN'T referring to a certain SOMEONE