Skychaser

Ok, but you can breathe air *really* hard. Like, hurricane-force air. Renders my toxic gas kinda useless.

My issue with sex scenes is that I don't like the idea of sex in general, much less bland, standard, cishet sex. Which is 99% the only sex that's ever depicted in "normal" movies. A movie with a sex scene is a movie I'm already not interested in hearing anything else about.

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

I want to remind everyone that a $1mil settlement to someone like Elon is like someone asking you for ten bucks after you pushed them and they sprained their ankle. It is a laughably small amount of money. The reason he fights these is because he can't *stand* being in the wrong, and yet, he himself has already indicted himself multiple times in this case already. Insane.

Are you sure? You should probably get on that. There's no way to gain worthless fame and have hundreds of annoying people all vying for your attention every time you sneeze if you don't!

dragons are often metaphors for stoic, majestic power or forces of nature. this is quite comical to anyone who works around dragons often

can we escape this predictable fate... or are we foreverbound to the predictable choice... the prophecy looms over us

Remake the poll without Sylveon and see how many people freak out that it's gone.

You are a warlock who made a contract with your patron when you were 5. You don't really remember why you did it, but one thing that has become apparent. Your patron keeps treating you like a child even 30 years later.

I got Vintage Story brain where I forget I need a crafting table in Minecraft

can we escape this predictable fate... or are we foreverbound to the predictable choice... the prophecy looms over us

Magic wands are usually only given to young children with freshly awaken magical powers, to hone and focus their abilities. Despite the humiliation and harassment you face, there’s a very important reason you still use one at the age of 18.

Begging on my hands and knees for game devs to move away from the linguistic convention of "this ability/attack/effect/etc knocks the target up" to refer to something being launched vertically into the air. Say it lifts the target. Launches them. Bounces them. Just please stop giving characters abilities that say "Knocks up your opponent", PLEASE.

ZERO SUIT SAMUS CAN PERFORM A RAW FORWARD-SMASH THAT KNOCKS UP EVEN HER TOUGHEST & HEAVIEST OPPONENTS

I need money so I can get fatter and love life harder