[] drawing requests are open [] he/him [] worlds most sporadic poster [] i am a messenger of the truth (i am full of headcanons and theories and they need to be set free) [] art, writing, and less broadly; darkest dungeon, don’t starve, moby dick, and NOW apparently lotr and the hobbit too! []
ive been on this site for literal years, had several blogs, and i am just now decided i should probably starting doing that 'intro post' thing. oof.
Howdy! I go by Alto on here - it's not my name, but it is what you ought to call me, Tumblr-wise. You might see me referring to myself with other names, but Alto is what I normally go by on Tumblr. I prefer he/him, but truthfully I care very little.
(Aroace Stamp)(Button)(Transgender Stamp)
I am a chronic rambler and I can't be stopped. Expect to see me incapable of shutting up. literally - if i see a post and have nothing to say about it, i won't reblog it 90% of the time, even if i do think its funny/good/etc. I am also a bit of a hodgepodge of different interests and hobbies, but here's the basic, most common tags you need to know in case you're a greenhand here:
#alto art <- for my visual art, sculptures, drawings, etc
#alto alliterates <- a newer tag where i will be posting my writings, most of which will be reposts or cross-posts to my ao3 account
#alto alliterates <- a newer tag where i will be posting my writings, most of which will be reposts or cross-posts to my ao3 account
#alto answers <- tag for my answers to asks. its pretty sparse in there right now - never feel afraid to send an ask! i use tumblr as a way to interact with others about my interests
#Moby Dick <- for posts about Herman Melville's great american novel on whaling, and my primary interest. sometimes i post under 'Herman Melville', but thats only for outreach. everything's in this tag.
#lotr / #the hobbit / #tolkien <- posts about J.R.R Tolkien's series Lord of the Rings, 'lotr' for the trilogy, 'the hobbit' for prequel book, and 'tolkien' for the whole series.
#darkest dungeon <- my tag for posts about darkest dungeon. currently going thru the slow process of overhauling like a years worth of posts and reblogs onto the new tag (old one was 'dd tag', very unintuitive and vague.)
#dst tag <- another tag that needs to be overhauled into a new title, but i can't be bothered right now. this is the temporary home for all of my Don't Starve and Don't Starve Together posts.
#txt <- a somewhat outdated tag that i've used for so long i'm no longer sure what it's actually supposed to mean. right now, it's every text post i make that isnt a shitpost or a copypasta. i. think.
#fave <- posts that i've reblogged (or sometimes made myself) that i just adored. these are my all time favorite posts i've ever seen, my 'hall of honor', so to speak.
#save <- the twin brother to my 'fave' tag. save is where i put things that seem like they will be useful later. mostly art tutorials.
(Rockwell Kent)
but don't let all this fool you - i'm not actually all that professional or well put together! welcome to my blog, fool. i hope you brought your own harpoons, because we're chasin' a biggie tonight!
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It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."
When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.
"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.
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What most people think the challenges of polyamory are: jealousy, lack of commitment, insecurity.
What better-informed people think the challenges of polyamory are: calendar management, social stigma.
What the challenges of polyamory actually are: when your husband and your lover bond over classical music, and your lover suggests to your husband that he would really enjoy Stravinsky. And it turns out your husband does really enjoy Stravinsky, but unfortunately with the exception of the opening bit of Firebird, which is OK, you fucking hate Stravinsky. And the background music of your life is Stravinsky for months on end because your husband loves Stravinsky now. So even when the three of you meet up together it turns into Stravinsky Fan Club Time. Plus a third wheel of you.
what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer
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‘oh the meme was already censored when i posted it i had no control over it’ find an uncensored version or dont post it im not even joking rn. if theres even a single word censored out i dont want to see it
they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program
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i looked one of them up for old times sake and was anyone going to remind me that the white alicorn thats totally not a mary sue oc had an evil alter ego form that was just her but grayscale. shouts out to 2013 fr
