there goes my plans for today

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

indeed.com/careers/search/haunting_the_narrative

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position