Asexual Arsonist

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

"throw the baby out with the bathwater" worst possible phrase to ever use in front of arthur lester

Edwin trying to call Arthur a dog only to get hit with the full Arthur Lester Calls You A Dog Experience. He may be the head of the mob but he does not have what it takes to go up against a man with a triple platinum record in calling people dogs.

Branzy being REALLY good at fps games was not on my 2026 bingo card.

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

if deanthebean9 dies so do i

so,

happy first day of pride everyone