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Heros and Defense Force are in the same universe but fight different enemies.

Bakugou would be so irritated with himself over this dumb dumb crush he has on the kaiju girl.

He should not be this enamored over a strong girl that can take his blasts (get your head outta the gutters). She is the star of the Defense Force with hundreds of fans fawning over her.

She takes care of giant kaijus without getting her hair soaked in blood. She has muscles that bring envy to anyone that meets her. Kimiko is the Shooting Star of today.

They met when a villain used a kaiju attack to set his plan in motion. Unfortunately, it caused a lot of destruction that both organizations had to cooperate, which rarely happens because of the bitter rivalry between heroes and officers.

Bakugou got upstaged by Kimiko by taking down the villain and the kaiju in one shot.

To make it worse for his image, Kimiko pulled him out of the debris left behind and carried him with cameras recording everything.

Bakugou got made fun of because Mr.King Explosion Murder would rather die than let people see him being princess carried by a kaiju hero wannabe.

Kimiko is just poking fun at him for his outburst. When he tries to blast her away, Kimiko is left unscarred and annoyed by his tantrum.

Bakugou was even more annoyed but also kind of impressed by her strength. She can take anything thrown at her. She has the muscles to prove her strength and power: something Bakugou tries to ignore as he was carried to the medics.

Narumi sucking Kafka off in the back of Hoshina’s car while Hoshina is driving and Mina is asleep in the passenger’s seat.

Hoshina looks over and sees Narumi smirking with cum dripping from his lips.

Player has caught all of them in compromising positions and decides he's gonna give a virtual knock before every call.

Shadowsan has his hands full with four horny young adults and he warns them all about proper protection (he doesn't want another Dexter Wolf situation)

Defense Force Boomers

We love pot head Kafka as much as the next guy, but I raise you: accidental pot heads Kimiko, Kuriko, Kaoru, Akemi and Mamoru.

Someone on base brought weed gummies and stashed it under his pillow (first mistake) then another guy finds them, eats them but he gets gross out from the taste.

He comes across Kimiko and offers her the whole bag. She takes it and shares with the other kids until the bag only has a couple of gummies left.

Everyone is tripping. Kimiko is tripping so hard. Her kaiju dna isn’t enough to suppress the effects. Kaoru is floating on a lily pad surrounded by eyes. Kuriko thinks she’s seeing tigers and cats all around her. Akemi is silently seeing the cosmos. Mamoru wants to eat kaiju meat to see if it tastes like chicken.

They get called down for dinner by Kafka. They eat their food ravenously, making their guardians worry.

Iharu points out they’re high and it fully freaks everyone out.

They find the empty bag and demand who is responsible for giving weed to underage kids.

I've got thick skin and elastic heart

I think this makes him feel inhuman even more than he already does.

But Soshiro comes to aid him with swordplay.

Pink mf

Kuriko and Kaoru already speak pretty similarly to Soshiro but Kimiko is a surprise because she spends the least amount of time with Soshiro.

I don’t remember where the dialect is most used in Japan but it has to be where they live because it’s known accent that lets others know where you come from.

To Soshiro: You are such a dedicated father!

I need Kafka to be tied by his hands and feet on the same bed frame and be gang banged by a bunch of eager rookies until he’s sobbing and flinching at every touch.

Kafka: I’m leaving you and taking Mina and the kids.