That Wasn't Very Sunglasses Emoji Of You

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

fun fact I can’t do math in my head and I’m a fuckin idiot

also I’m gay

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

we aren’t

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

help what were those little graspy hands that held stuff people used to wear on their skirts called

Chatelaines!!!!!

Men not giving you pockets is the mother of invention

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

@kitfistovevo