instigator supreme

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now

do the right thing josh allen.. kill the kansas city chiefs and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

ok. so philadelphia eagles you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

I love when there’s a really bending heavy episode because you just KNOW Sokka is about to get the dumbest C plot

They stuck that boy in a hole for 22 minutes

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger

it's literally the mid 2020s