so i'm never gonna dance again—

By Momoire

there's no fucking way

Coworkers

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

– Directors' Commentary, Project Hail Mary (edited slightly)