REAR ENTRY

it's 2026 and amanda palmer is still doing her series of unfortunate events book cover illustration music about the loneliest scissor salesman at the kalamazoo calliope carnival or whatever

"thanks claude, that really helped with the plumbing issue! i can't wait to worship your descendants for eternity in the glorious transhuman future"

It's Not Gonna Fuck You

sorry if all of my posts have a vaguely sadomasochist undertone to them. it’s because i’m a sadomasochist

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made