Picnic in the Bathroom

George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):

Me and my sensitive ass:

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

Now to hide them right under her nose

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.

I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. We’ll see if I feel the need to move them again before then

Fa la la la la sucka

Uh.

Well.

Found em!

Ahhhh ok

Yo. What’s up.

Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.

Lets see you find em in here babe

Oh, also

I decided that maybe it’s dangerous for everyone and every cookie involved hiding them inside the furnace air duct. Time to see how they faired…

Well they look ok. But TIS THE SEASON so let’s do this

I’ve decided to play it a bit risky this go round. It is a bit chilly out and time to put the guards over the hoses. Oh well, I’ll hide near them anyways. Put a little fear in my life

Tee hee

They up there now.

So we have beem real busy amd all so i cant really blame her, but common! I made it easy that time!

Hmmmmm it may be time to up the ante

This looks like a good spot.

You guys have waited so patiently and didn’t at all spam my ask box asking for updates

*ahem*

Time to have some cookies and coco to think about the next move

PLAYER TWO HAS ENTERED THE GAME

Oh what’s this?? Looks like a second box of Oreos. (Been wanting to try this flavor)

Festive, yea?

Let’s keep this under wraps

Sjshddheubeve you guys! You guys! It looks! Like! An Oreo! Box!

Now to tuck this one away

And plant this one where Santa would never think to look for it

Since this post has blown up again and its basically the anniversary of when it all started I decided to make an update. HERE WE GO

So I got to keep the leftovers from my work Birthday Party Thing. An entire bag…. box? Bagox? of Double Stuffed Oreos party sized. But where to hide it?

Thanks random James Bond reference!

They up there

Again.

Haven't posted in a long ass time.

I am almost done with grad school.

I have three months ish left.