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George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):
Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm, the medullary rays; m, the pith (medulla). B, cross section of the stem of a palm tree, showing the scattered bundles.
banana tree: *slurred* hold my cocktail
I love this and hate this
I don't remember whether or not I let y'all know I graduated.
But I did.
Recently found out I got the highest GPA in my program and graduated top of class. So there's that.
Anyway, fuck 2020.
Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens
Me and my sensitive ass:
Lmao my ass right now

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Officially graduated the 14th.
And now it is my birthday (15th). So weird.
Hello, again? I dunno.
Anyway, I am officially in my last term of grad school, and if I pass this final project (worth 95% of my grade), then I will graduate. If I do not, then I die. Those are the rules.
Guess I'm not dying.
library date?? coffee shop date??? museum date?? art gallery date?? stargazing date?? napping date?? picnic date??? yes
who was the first animal to fuck instead of budding or something.. he mustve been like mm.. oo damn girl this feels good LOL
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loch ness monster
fuck ness monster
fucking was invented in Scotland
I passed my thesis.

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Hello, again? I dunno.
Anyway, I am officially in my last term of grad school, and if I pass this final project (worth 95% of my grade), then I will graduate. If I do not, then I die. Those are the rules.
My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”
I’m sorry?
That’s a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck me…
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:
Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up
Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook
Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.
The moment she got up I threw them into the closet
Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post
Sry bout that eh.
Long, but worth it.
That’s what she said
SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.
I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. We’ll see if I feel the need to move them again before then
Fa la la la la sucka
Happy Halloween
You guys wanted an update and I am finally ready. I have been thinking of a great place to hide em and I think I finally have an epic place. Just gotta go get em
Uh.
Well.
This wasn’t part of today’s plan.
Hmmmm maybe I should. Okay
Found em!
Ahhhh ok
Yo. What’s up.
Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.
Lets see you find em in here babe
Oh, also
This is my absolute favorite post on this site
Cool! Want me to reblog you so you can be part of it? Sweet!
I decided that maybe it’s dangerous for everyone and every cookie involved hiding them inside the furnace air duct. Time to see how they faired…
Well they look ok. But TIS THE SEASON so let’s do this
I’ve decided to play it a bit risky this go round. It is a bit chilly out and time to put the guards over the hoses. Oh well, I’ll hide near them anyways. Put a little fear in my life
Tee hee
They up there now.
PEACE
I’m going to be with this until the end
YOU THINK THIS WILL EVER END?!
So we have beem real busy amd all so i cant really blame her, but common! I made it easy that time!
Hmmmmm it may be time to up the ante
This looks like a good spot.
DIRECTLY next to where she sleeps. Game on babes
I love this entire post
this post is honestly my favourite on this entire site, it’s so wholesome and playful. @keepcalmandcarrieunderwood good on you my good sir. i salute you
You two are adorable! What happens next?!
WELL LET ME TELL YA
You guys have waited so patiently and didn’t at all spam my ask box asking for updates
*ahem*
Time to have some cookies and coco to think about the next move
PLAYER TWO HAS ENTERED THE GAME
Oh what’s this?? Looks like a second box of Oreos. (Been wanting to try this flavor)
Festive, yea?
Let’s keep this under wraps
Sjshddheubeve you guys! You guys! It looks! Like! An Oreo! Box!
Now to tuck this one away
And plant this one where Santa would never think to look for it
Merry Christmas!
So there is a video of her opening the gift but I can’t find the post rn…. ANYWAYS!
Since this post has blown up again and its basically the anniversary of when it all started I decided to make an update. HERE WE GO
So I got to keep the leftovers from my work Birthday Party Thing. An entire bag…. box? Bagox? of Double Stuffed Oreos party sized. But where to hide it?
Thanks random James Bond reference!
They up there
Again.
Thank you all so much for all the love you’ve sent this last year. It really has been a lifeline for me. Love you guys!
Omg. This is precious.
Oh, hi
Haven't posted in a long ass time.
I am almost done with grad school.
Uhhhhh. That's all I got.
Keep up the good work
AHHHHH!!!! Thank you!
I have three months ish left.
All I have been doing other than grad school I reading. 😂
Oh, hi
Haven't posted in a long ass time.
I am almost done with grad school.
Uhhhhh. That's all I got.
girls are okay i guess
april fools!!! they’re ethereal goddesses!! every one of them!!

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Taron Egerton being hit on by old, British legends (Requested by Anonymous)
TARON IS SUCH DADDYBAIT
He definitely has a type lol
lana del rey would be proud
I just wanna say that I wrote four fucking essays today.