#nah

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

Too cute

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.

Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART