i am actually, president,, of the company

black lives matter. unfollow me if you disagree

back hurt sun, tummy hurt moon, head hurt rising

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

Youre not supposed to wipe back to front it can cause urinary infections

You didnt know this?? Its the first thing my mom taught me when learning to use the toilet

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

if there are any cats in outer space i love them too

MR. NOODLE

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

To be clear: I love this hellsite. Its state of disrepair and neglect and its inability to turn a profit for any of its owners means we enjoy relative peace and quiet from the overlords, celebrities aren’t drawn here, and any toxicity tends to live within reblogs on single posts that you just don’t have to look at. I’ve cultivated a very specific subset of follows and topics of interest and that’s pretty much all I see in my dash. I wouldn’t trade this hellsite for any of its competitors.

Steve + being worried about his girls

okay but in all seriousness i bet it’s a real hazard to cry or even sit on your bed looking unhappy at Avengers Tower because Steve “Mom At The Ready” Rogers WILL appear in your doorway wearing something soft and saying “Hey.” in a gentle, compassionate voice

“Knock knock,” Steve Rogers probably says aloud, tapping the doorjamb softly with his knuckles and gazing at you with warm maternal tenderness. How will you explain to him that you are sad because of a tumblr post about a dog who delivers the mail

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”