Make The Rats Leave

I'm too busy to FUCK MY KERMIT PLUSHIE or make TUMBLR POSTS due to PURSUING ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT and THE TORMENT NEXUS OF CAPITALISM! UNBELIEVABLY SAD!!! FUCK MY STUPID BAKA MUPPET LIFE!!!!!

WE ARE SO BACK.

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

do you ever fully know that you’re about to be rickrolled but click the link anyway for the thrill of it

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

I’m doing so fucking horrible but in like a super chill way

when im in a shit from ass updates competition but discord shows up

AND HERE'S TUMBLR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-