star wars should've let ships have a speaker system so that characters could play music while they fly. specifically so that, in the phantom menace, everyone could enter the Queen's ship and listen to instrumental music with classical vibes. then, later, when padme's identity is revealed, they expect her taste to be the same. but then she's handed the aux and somehow they're now flying to nabooian rock music

I wish I was an evil monster so that my home could be filled with a thick fog.

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

I truly hope when George Russell retires in like 10-15 years he becomes a commentator afterwards. We need that unhinged energy mic'd up during every race for the rest of eternity.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one