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The Wonderful Year of Mickey Mouse: Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
Welcome back and hiya to The Wonderful Year of Mickey Mouse, a look at the excellent mickey mouse shorts, specials and what have you.
Disclaimer: We may not have any what have you
What I do have is a review of the penulitimate special in the seasonaoal quartet , and the only one i'd seen going into this retrospective, the Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse.
Wonderful Summer is the best thus far and mixes up the forumla: While tis still a bunch of vingettes it starts with Mickey in a speedboat running for his life as a bunch of weird shit, from an army of jetskis to what's clearly minnie in a horse mask show up. You know Minnie and Mickey don't do the wierd stuff so you have to wonder why.
All this concludes in a big stage exploding and it being revaled everyone is here and.. destroy the fireworks spectacular. With that
So with a throat needing slitting and Reucrring Walrus Mayor not knowing where to lay the blade, he asks the group which one of them done fucked up. The short answer is all of them. But it'd be no fun just saying that and ending the short with them all in mouseton's deepest and darkest prison.
Mickey goes first naturally and we get the setup for why their all year: Every year their's a fourth of july celebratino and every year mickey tremendously fails at getting them a good spot. So he fits the assignments to the team and wakes them up at 2am for it: He'll get a spot, Minnie will make all the food and Goofy will get something fun. He wasn't asked to but you cannot stop goofy once he's in motion so mickey just rolls with it. Donald and Daisy just have to show up, as is probably best.
Mickey planned to get their bright and early for ammerica's birthday but drifted off leading to teh chase we saw.. and himm pissing off EVERYONE along the way before running into his friends bullshit to be explained later. You know how this works and it's the special's strength: finding out exactly WHY Minnie's in a horse mask or Goofy has an army of jetskis or where Donald and Daisy slot into this. His segment is the shortest as really he also gets the opening to sputter around and nearly die to delightfully peaceful music. As all good mickey projects open.
With that we're on to minnie and I like the slight adjustments with each teller starting with Minnie's just being SILGHTLY diffrent, but barely noticable. Minnie volunteers to make EVERYTHING. Love the small gag where some forest animals help.. and she shoes them away and throws their pie away.. because they didn't wash their hands. Minnie is the disney princess we needed. Acknolwedge her disney! Square did.
The rest of her segment is some realy fun slapstick as she tries to keep her food tower from collapsing. Simple, but it works. I genuinely forgot why the horsehead mask. Mystery for the ages I suppose.
Daisy next and hers is my faviorite: I do like that this era did way morme with her than the first batch of mickey mouse shorts, with her car suddenly totaled has to try to get rides froms trangers and even a garbage truck won't work as sex bomb omb has to get toa gig.. also racoons be there and don't like people stealing thier trash that they stole first. So she hyjacks a cab and when that fails we get what should be a high point of the special: scrooge in a speedo. Now don't get me wrong Scrooge in a Speedo is as glorious as it sounds, as is him weirdly out of character throiwng a lavish yacht sex party. A sensible sailboat sex party would do just fine.
What they get more off is the voice. The voice sounds so half assed. And I get that by this short Alan Young had long passed and David Tennant might not have been avaliable. I understand those hurdles.. but still quesiton why write scrooge in here if youd idn't have a solid backup to david tennant, sexiist man alive. The bit of him not reailzzing daisy needs his yacht then offering it is both out of character, the mamn is not that generous , and just.. not funny? It's an old bit that needs to be buried deep in the money bin never to resurface. It's not funny when some jackass obliviously fais to notice you really need something. It's just obnoxious and Daisy commmiting boat theft is the onlyr eason the joke even slightly works , having at least a solid ppunch line. She also crashes, you know the bit.
So we get to Donald whose recounting of everyone is by far the best with everyone as smiley idiots exept Daisy whose shining and radiaint. Awww. It is hilaroius how he assumes Mickey would fuck up again.. and is absolutey right.
It was bold to assume Donald wouldn't contribute to that as his solution is to pick up daisy in a helicopter.. and while having a dream about her and how he can hold her just right ... he totals her car. It's classic donald to through some only half thought out shenanigan pancake his girlfirend's car through sheer hubris then awkwardly flee and create an even bigger mess. He's very lucky she dosen't drown him then and there in the lake ini front of witnesses. NEVER piss daisy off around water donald, you were close to this once.
Finally goofy. His is simple: it's a how too short about Jetskis, he done fucks up, not mmuch to say here, easily the weakest segment apart from goofy imainging everyone else as him in the phone call boomhauer style, but not a BAD one.
So we come to the finale where the mayor has decided
And cancels it. Mickey sees the jumble of crap they've left and decides to fix their mistake. None of them would survive in prison esepcailly donald so they work together to create a stunning finale using ketchup, mustard, providing food, entertainment and explosives just as Uncle Sam intended when he fought to liberate earth from the nazis. OUr heroes get a net win, scrooge gets to bone the mayor and a fun time was had by all till the former had to watch the latter. Not that scrooge isn't sexy he's just like.. related to one of them by blood and the other by commonlaw marriage.
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse is a worthy step up, each special only getting better, the Rashomon style really helping this one. We don't see drastic diffrences in perspective, but that's fine. Instead we just see each get a funny vingette and slowly unpack each one ala simpsons trilogy of error. It's not as tight as that, but it is damn fun
Next Time: He was born to cheat and lie He's a mean, rotten guy When you ask him why he's nasty here's his reason why At the stork deilvery, Mommy screamed "Woe is me!" "Such a dork hey mr stork behold mmy misery!" "Pete is nasty, pete's a blob, Pete's a ghastly nutty slob!" Can it siter he's the mister who will get the job next month If you can't be loved be feared! Don't get shoved, sheep get sheered! Be the king pull the string or else ya might get speared! He's so happy he could dance, seezing his chance he'll advance Come and cheer him love and fear him PETEY'S KING OF AUGUST!
The Wonderful Year of Mickey Mouse: Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
Welcome back and hiya to The Wonderful Year of Mickey Mouse, a look at the excellent mickey mouse shorts, specials and what have you.
Disclaimer: We may not have any what have you
What I do have is a review of the penulitimate special in the seasonaoal quartet , and the only one i'd seen going into this retrospective, the Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse.
Wonderful Summer is the best thus far and mixes up the forumla: While tis still a bunch of vingettes it starts with Mickey in a speedboat running for his life as a bunch of weird shit, from an army of jetskis to what's clearly minnie in a horse mask show up. You know Minnie and Mickey don't do the wierd stuff so you have to wonder why.
All this concludes in a big stage exploding and it being revaled everyone is here and.. destroy the fireworks spectacular. With that
So with a throat needing slitting and Reucrring Walrus Mayor not knowing where to lay the blade, he asks the group which one of them done fucked up. The short answer is all of them. But it'd be no fun just saying that and ending the short with them all in mouseton's deepest and darkest prison.
Mickey goes first naturally and we get the setup for why their all year: Every year their's a fourth of july celebratino and every year mickey tremendously fails at getting them a good spot. So he fits the assignments to the team and wakes them up at 2am for it: He'll get a spot, Minnie will make all the food and Goofy will get something fun. He wasn't asked to but you cannot stop goofy once he's in motion so mickey just rolls with it. Donald and Daisy just have to show up, as is probably best.
Mickey planned to get their bright and early for ammerica's birthday but drifted off leading to teh chase we saw.. and himm pissing off EVERYONE along the way before running into his friends bullshit to be explained later. You know how this works and it's the special's strength: finding out exactly WHY Minnie's in a horse mask or Goofy has an army of jetskis or where Donald and Daisy slot into this. His segment is the shortest as really he also gets the opening to sputter around and nearly die to delightfully peaceful music. As all good mickey projects open.
With that we're on to minnie and I like the slight adjustments with each teller starting with Minnie's just being SILGHTLY diffrent, but barely noticable. Minnie volunteers to make EVERYTHING. Love the small gag where some forest animals help.. and she shoes them away and throws their pie away.. because they didn't wash their hands. Minnie is the disney princess we needed. Acknolwedge her disney! Square did.
The rest of her segment is some realy fun slapstick as she tries to keep her food tower from collapsing. Simple, but it works. I genuinely forgot why the horsehead mask. Mystery for the ages I suppose.
Daisy next and hers is my faviorite: I do like that this era did way morme with her than the first batch of mickey mouse shorts, with her car suddenly totaled has to try to get rides froms trangers and even a garbage truck won't work as sex bomb omb has to get toa gig.. also racoons be there and don't like people stealing thier trash that they stole first. So she hyjacks a cab and when that fails we get what should be a high point of the special: scrooge in a speedo. Now don't get me wrong Scrooge in a Speedo is as glorious as it sounds, as is him weirdly out of character throiwng a lavish yacht sex party. A sensible sailboat sex party would do just fine.
What they get more off is the voice. The voice sounds so half assed. And I get that by this short Alan Young had long passed and David Tennant might not have been avaliable. I understand those hurdles.. but still quesiton why write scrooge in here if youd idn't have a solid backup to david tennant, sexiist man alive. The bit of him not reailzzing daisy needs his yacht then offering it is both out of character, the mamn is not that generous , and just.. not funny? It's an old bit that needs to be buried deep in the money bin never to resurface. It's not funny when some jackass obliviously fais to notice you really need something. It's just obnoxious and Daisy commmiting boat theft is the onlyr eason the joke even slightly works , having at least a solid ppunch line. She also crashes, you know the bit.
So we get to Donald whose recounting of everyone is by far the best with everyone as smiley idiots exept Daisy whose shining and radiaint. Awww. It is hilaroius how he assumes Mickey would fuck up again.. and is absolutey right.
It was bold to assume Donald wouldn't contribute to that as his solution is to pick up daisy in a helicopter.. and while having a dream about her and how he can hold her just right ... he totals her car. It's classic donald to through some only half thought out shenanigan pancake his girlfirend's car through sheer hubris then awkwardly flee and create an even bigger mess. He's very lucky she dosen't drown him then and there in the lake ini front of witnesses. NEVER piss daisy off around water donald, you were close to this once.
Finally goofy. His is simple: it's a how too short about Jetskis, he done fucks up, not mmuch to say here, easily the weakest segment apart from goofy imainging everyone else as him in the phone call boomhauer style, but not a BAD one.
So we come to the finale where the mayor has decided
And cancels it. Mickey sees the jumble of crap they've left and decides to fix their mistake. None of them would survive in prison esepcailly donald so they work together to create a stunning finale using ketchup, mustard, providing food, entertainment and explosives just as Uncle Sam intended when he fought to liberate earth from the nazis. OUr heroes get a net win, scrooge gets to bone the mayor and a fun time was had by all till the former had to watch the latter. Not that scrooge isn't sexy he's just like.. related to one of them by blood and the other by commonlaw marriage.
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse is a worthy step up, each special only getting better, the Rashomon style really helping this one. We don't see drastic diffrences in perspective, but that's fine. Instead we just see each get a funny vingette and slowly unpack each one ala simpsons trilogy of error. It's not as tight as that, but it is damn fun
Next Time: He was born to cheat and lie He's a mean, rotten guy When you ask him why he's nasty here's his reason why At the stork deilvery, Mommy screamed "Woe is me!" "Such a dork hey mr stork behold mmy misery!" "Pete is nasty, pete's a blob, Pete's a ghastly nutty slob!" Can it siter he's the mister who will get the job next month If you can't be loved be feared! Don't get shoved, sheep get sheered! Be the king pull the string or else ya might get speared! He's so happy he could dance, seezing his chance he'll advance Come and cheer him love and fear him PETEY'S KING OF AUGUST!
every episode she somehow gets even more endearing it's actually ridiculous
The Unauthorized ACME Trilogy: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Coyote Vs ACME is less than two months away, a triumphant win over Warner's constant shelving of people's hard work after years of campagining to get it out of the ACME vaults. After all the bullshit warner has done and the fine products it's either shelved or made unavaliable, this is a huge victory and one i'm keen to celebrate. So buildling up to this cinematic event, i'm going to review the film's spirtual predecessors, the films that likely made Coyote VS ACME possible, also having various looney tunes as real actors and ACME as a real force in the world, starting for good before, perhaps ineveitbly, sliding into cartoonish supervillany.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is a film i hadn't seen in ages and after watching it I am baffled as to why. I'ts a love letter to the goldgen age of animation, a time in the medium i've only grown to love more and more as i've rediscovered my love of classic Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry and Tex Avery Shorts and found one for Disney over the past decade. As a kid the film was decent but not one that ever really stood out to me. As an adult.. it feels made for me, a true masterpiece of technical wizardry, animation , plotting and one long tribute to the shorts I love so dear that manages to be compelling in it's own right. Some of the animation has aged a tad, can't be helped, but it dosen't fail to impress.
It's no suprise Robert Zemickis was a big fan of animation and lobbied for the project as soon as Disney got the rights for Who Censored Roger Rabbit? the base novel I have not read but would love to review sometime that focused on comic strips instead of cartoons. At the time though disney wasn't intrested as his first few films weren't a success. For once it was a good thing the film got stuck in development hell for a few years: By the time Stephen Speilberg had stepped in as producer and the film was ready, Zemickis made massive hits Back to the Future and Romancing the Stone, both excellent films. Disney badly needed a hit as while they were about to come out of the dark age, it was still hard times for both live action and animation.
Thankfully Zemicckis was just the man for the job: while he'd later get swallowed by his love of cutting edge tech, here he helped blend animator Richard Williams stunning work with the sets: I was amazed at the sheer technical scope here: any time a toon in the film interacts with something, you see it: Roger touching Eddy's brother's dusty abandoned chair, left as a shrine, leaves a handprint. Most impressively when roger slips ina nd out of handcuffs... we see it and it feels seemless. The actors, whie using models on set, move as if they were there. Bob Hoskins, the genius who played eddie Valiant, had to praccticce mime to get this down, but it works well.. maybe too well as he was apparently haunted by visions of weasels and rabbits after the film and needed a break. It's a tribute to both a talented crew and talented actors that the illusion dosen't break through anything they do and despite the restoration I watchced on Disney Plus making the animation slightly jarring here and there... you never break the illusion these characters are in thes ame space as everyone else. Given both how hard animation is to do and synch its a fucking marvel this was done with no cgi and only bluescreen for toon town. It's the most technically impressive film ive ever seen and that's a high bar.
Now it being this impressive for the medium and a triumph of hard work is a lot and would make the film great on it's own.. but it's a masterpiece of story too, every bit masterfully thought out and every frame used well, emersing you in this incredibly neat little world and in the story of Eddie Valiant, his new cartoon rabbit best friend and the woman who loved said rabbit.
Eddie is a fascinating character: On the surface he's just the surly foil to roger and your standard drunken depressed detective protaganist who gets his life together. All that is true... but it belies a truly tragic figure. When we meet Eddie he's a surly depressed often soused detective. I like how his alcholism is depicted; its not overly dramatic, he's not drunk off his ass all the time, but he's near constantly buzzed always getting a drink where he can as a small detail and usually taking a nip in a scene. He dosen't get so hammered he dosen't function, but its a clear problem: he has no money, owes his girlfriend Delores who had to cover for him to the point she might loose her job, and his alcholic breath is commented on.
Yet as we see he's a genuinely good detective, hired by Rk Maroon head of Maroon Studios for a seemingly average job: Maroon's biggest star Roger Rabbit is missing his queus. In a truly spectacular opening sequence we get a whole baby herman short, following a pretty typical formula for the time as Baby Herman, an innocent baby, nearly dies a bunch. The short perfectly gets down the feel of a golden age short. I paticuarlly love the boxes of poisoin and roger's transformations. But he can't get the shot right summoning birds instead of stars. Which is a funny gag and all but I can nver fully understand as it's not like he was supposed to summon little fridges or soething. Whatever he's seeing isn't the gag itself. Given the director screams at roger, who he knows is going through it most likely and is an abusive prick, I see this as mmore his problem than Rogers.
Maroon dosen't and instead wants Eddie to get proof Roger's wife Jessica Rabbit played by Kathleen Turner, is cheating on him so Roger can move on. Eddie not giving enough of a shit these days to notice how flimsy this plan is agrees and goes to the club she works at to get the evidence she's cheating with local magnate Marvin Acme, who helped found toon town , where most of the toons live and legally owns it.
While there we get my favorite cameos of the film: Donald Duck , my favorite cartoon character and Daffy, one of my top ten easily playing dueling pianos while invetibly devolving into a slapstick brawl between the two. I like that daffy is a mix of the early bob clampett version in his design and animation, but has the egotistical fed up personality of his later years, a perfect matcch for the easily pissed off donald. THe two are only on screen together for a few minutes but their glorious. I wish it was remotely fesable for these two to meet again but even getting this required equal time: while Disney, backing the film, does get more apperances when it came to warner's characters the time had to be equal, so it leads to Donald and Daffy and later Bugs and Mickey sharing the screen. I do love Bugs and Mickey's scene casually skydiving and the immpilcation their close buddies. And bugs being the one to give him the spare he ended up not wanting.
The film has a nice stack of cameos and intended for more particularly Popeye but king features wanted way too much money. How droopy and tom and Jerry aren't a package I don't know but the dynamic duo also didn't make the cut. We still get most of Warner's biggest stars up to the time of the film with, funnily enough, Coyote and Road Runner who were Zemickis favorites. Minnie and Goofy both show up though only goofy gets to speak , porky closes out the film , Betty boop gets one of the best cameos of the film as a cigarette girl and good friend of eddies, and Disney of course packs in a few extra with dumbo as on loan child labor , and gals the cast of fantasia as maroon got them on loan. Chernabog had too big a rider. A shame as he e does love maroons craft services. Chernabog likes him a nice cheese.
The world feels fresh and lived in: the city of la is same as it ever was but the toons slot in naturally as performers, wether acting in pictures or performing in clubs. There's a whole room district but also a nice little sliver of prejudice. The toons mostly live in harmony...but the studio head can easily threaten to fire and blacklist Roger and force Jessica to play paddyxake with acme , fucking fantastic visual gag, and a hardcore highly prejudiced judge can kill a toon just on suspicion of it.
The situation is frought and while later works like the excellent webcomic Doris doodle would flesh out toon descrimination, Roger keeps it on the edges but doesn't sugarcoat it
Eddie isn't exempt: he was a friend to toons having gotten Yosemite Sam off charges even. We see in a heartbreaking scene and photos who Eddie was: he was a proud jokester with his brother, a former cop before turning private, a good boyfriend...then as he tells Roger a toon with red eyes and an insane laugh killed his brother, his sense of humor and his heart. Eddie is a good man who let his grief destroy him.
So naturally the universe won't let him sit and forces him to be the one person between toontown and genocide. Roger takes the news as well as you'd expect and bolts ...and the next day acme is found dead and things are suspect. While the bulk of the cops on the case dick around we meet the villain of this picture: judge doom who bribed his way to it and has free reign to just murder toons. Toons here have a neat logic. They can't get hurt regularly. Pain gags are just good work...but doom intented a way: the dip basically a boiling green paint thinner that kills toons. He's also suspiciously keen to kill Roger ..plot wise realistically he's basically a cop. Operating with unchecked power and committing murder is a normal day.
Eddie soon runs into Rogers friend baby herman whose the weakest charcter a chain smoking baby and Jessica whose pissed Eddie set this shit off and hurt Roger, the affair as stated black ail. Jessica's a fantastic charcter: the embodiment of fanservice...but a loyal partner. While her being paired with the much goofier Roger could be a gag she genuinely loves him. She's seen as a femme fatale by judgt assholes...but she's a good egg.
Also hounding Eddie is Roger himself who Eddie is forced to hide. Eddie just wants to leave Roger to die..his lowest moment. But you can see his face struggling. He ends up having to for his own sake as dooms minons the weasels are on them.. but unlike the clear inspiration as he hides Roger in his girlfriend's speakeasy that as much as Roger annoys him being an adorable stuttering goofball and everything eddies repressed ...he can't help it. He says he doesn't like being played for patsy but the performance conveys it's just that ..a performance.
Eddie hates Roger...but he can't help himself. He's a good man despite himself. Roger is who he used to be in a way: kind , trusting, earnest. He puts his faith in the random regulars and performs for them...and his faith is correct. When doom shows up no one will sell him out. It takes doing the shave and a haircut bit to draw him out..
Eddie could let Roger die...but dosent. Instead he uses a chekovs gag knowing what liquor does to Roger. The film is filled with em: all the gags in acme warehouse, eddies background as a clown, the invisible ink...everything comes back by the end. The plot is incredibly tight and masterful..
So instead they go on the run and while at the theater we get the films best scene: Eddie recounting his brother's death...and finally letting Roger in. Roger sobs, no wonder Eddie hates him...and it forces Eddie to admit he doesn't. He wants to, to be racist and bitter...but seeing this innocent weirdo show so much empathy...he can't. He can't fully admit he cares ..but he can solve this.
Turns out maroons involved and was threatened by doom he's shot before he can say that but come on. We get some shenanigans as Rogers knocked out and Eddie goes on an adventure through toon town. Love the smile darn ya smile number and the bounce. We also get outdated sexual harassment gags boo...but we get droopy in what I believe to be the first time I ever saw him it was love at first sight. The elevator gags perfect for him .
This stretch of film is alright, not it's best droopy aside but it's not long. It does have a great moment leading in though.... Eddie grabs his toon gun, with for no reason I can fathom a confederate and native sterotype bullet. I mean it's accurate to a golden age cartoon to eventually run into random racism but if all the things to be accurate about....
More importantly he almost drinks ..and pours it out , hoskins acting impeccable.
So we're to the finale. Doom kidnaks Jessica and Eddie and while Roger tries he's well Roger. He's fantastic ....but he fails.
So we get Dooms plan: using cloverleaf industries, a shell company he killed acme so without his will z which has been missing , he gets toon town and can destroy it, using a dip pressure cannon to commit genocide in minutes and assuming he'll be fine because people will like his big idea: a freeway. That's it. He saw one in city planning.
If this sounds looney ..that's the idea and the big twist. Doom is the toon who killed eddies brother and he sounded JUST. LIKE. THISSSS. the room effects on Christopher lloyd are easily the films worst ...but everything else works
Judge doom might be Lloyd's finest performance and it's a high bar. He's perfectly chilling...yet robotic and stiff moving like he's trying to be human but not so obviously that if you don't know the twist. He sucks all air out a pure monster ..yet it makes the freeway scheme delivery hilarious. Lloyd perfectly plays him as what he is' someone in a rubber suit trying to be as grim as possible. To be the big bad but has gone so far restraining themselves their a grim skeleton of a person. He's willing to kill his people for the bit. Because it's what the villian does.
So Eddie plays his. While the weasels dying of laughing is a bit over foreshadowed how they die is fantastic. Eddie...does his own version of Mary go round broke down..he does a bit as Roger would. He uses his deadpan and slapstick plays it beautifully...jokes again...and leaves em dying laughing.
So we get one last excellent battle, the big line and doom going ham. And a truly great ending. Turns out Roger who sweetie he is write his wife a love letter...on the will. Toontown goes to the toons and Eddie kisses Roger, his smile back as some of the greatest cartoons in history singnus out.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a masterpiece. Easy as that. I'm glad I rewatched it and bob hoskins deserved way better after this. Do yourself a favor and watch it. Then do me one and join my Patreon. 1 buck a month and exclusive reviews including an upcoming one of space jam I'm announcing first here.
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America's 250th Birthday Special: What If... Captain America Woke Up Today
For America's Birthday, Kev felt it prudent to comission something special.. and upon reading it despite being exausted by a long week.. I saw just how important it was this come out now, for 250 years, a tale of both what america truly means.. and the nightmare it can easily be... and at times these days absolutely is.
What If? was a series marvel started in the 1970's, running two volumems and continuing in one shots and mini series to this very day, a way to ask what would happen if say the latest crossover went bonkers or spider-man never learned great power with great responsibilty or the all new all diffrent xmen died. It's a mix of obviousy bad outcomes and ones where it's a lot muddier and where something going well may still be bittersweet.
What If? Captain America Were Revivied today is one of the series more famous stories and while I haven't read it till today, I had heard of it, a unique use of the format not to just ask the question.. but to say something with the story itself. About america, what we are, what we easily become, and why cap means so much.
The point of divergence is simple: in the sacred timeline, Cap was frozen during WWII with Bucky seemingly dying. This being the 60's his frozen body was found.. by an inuit tribe that worshipped him as a god till Namor, incensed he wasn't the god they were worshipping, threw the chunk of ice into the ocean and before you can say "What the acctual fuck was that Stan?" , the avengers found him and after a brief kerfuffle he quickly joined the team and the rest is history, and like most history we just kinda tried to forget the racist part and move on.
IN this timeline Namor just.. takes a slightly diffrent route and isn't found and as a result neither is steve. Captain America never returns.
The first ripple is a pretty clever one: Eary in the Avengers history, they basically broke up, all the founding members deciding they had too much shit going on and disbanding, but letting Cap start the team from scratch, recurting recently reformed bad guys and fan faviorites Hawkeye, Quicksilver and The Scarlet Witch into the legedary and very stan lee named Caps Kooky Quartet. Out of universe Stan wanted to pit a weaker team of characters without an ongoing against the big threats, raise the stakes and also make the book feel less redunant for those curious.
Here the Avengers just disband over Rick Jones objections, and life goes on. Other heroes presumibly do their job for them or some of the avengers take some of their shit solo. Obla dee, obla da life goes on and we don't have time to get into the massive ramifications of a world without avengers. Not what's in the title.
Instead one of the oldest stories in history plays out: somem angry weirdo who happens to be in the right place ruins everything for everyone. To understand how though I have to introduce ya'll to one of my faviorite Cap antagonists and one whose been criminally underused: William Burnside
Wiliam was created by vetran marve writer Steve Englehart to answer a continuity issue: Whie Cap was established as having come straight out of the 40's, something now key to teh character, there were attempts to bring him back, swapping the Nazi's out for "Commies", and even making Red Skull a communist because to Stan Lee those are apparently the same thing. Oh stan you and your red scare bullshit... I still miss you.
So Steve had a rather creative solution: This cap was wiliam burnside, a teacher and obessive cap fanboy who found the super soldier serum that made cap who he is... but without the vita ray that went with it slowly went ma and was frozen. Some random asshole, as in this story woke him the fuck up.
The diffrence is here, no one knew teh diffrence: Burnside had renamed himsef steve, no one knew it wasn't him, so he quickly filled in where the original cap was supposed to go, waking early, fighting his foes, and barely scraping by through tv apperances.. all while it was clear the momdern world didn't agree with him. People genuinely protesting for their civil rights was seen by him as weakning america against the communist threat, making us more vunerable by not being united. Or to translate from white bullshit "SHut up and take the scraps we give you for the betterment of us whites.". It's the same shit we get today, this idea that america shoudlnt' better itself and that somehow we're being TOO good to people a bunch of white assholes with too much money are putting under their boots. I"ve never been through this, therefore racisim dosen't exist or matter.
Naturally Burnside gets recruited by a far group that really isn't that far off of what the Right were doing at the time after getting Regan Elected: Slowly radicalizing their members and punching down on those they deemed lesser. Whie this was never absent, see Nixon, it really started to creep into the garbage we deal with today back then, with many a group making issues like Abortion inherently pollitica instead of "A right everyone shoud have". They use a diffrent party ikely to avoid upsetting republicans.. but it's really the same strategy: get someone charmastic to back their bullshit and try and make it SOUND resonable when it's really racist nonsense that hurts anyone not deemd white, paticuarlly black people.
It's paticuarlly damming one of the things.. is as discriminatory jobs bill that is more about putting people "to work" than acctually helping those who can't, something we graple with and something I relate to as someone on disablity. The Black Community sees the same old bullshit playing out and tries to protest.. but a sniper attacks cap in a false flag to end any peacefu tension and riots rightfully break out nationwide.. .and lead to black people getting walled off in ghettos and ignored.
It's this facist nightmare that cap wakes up to, found by a sub that almost understandably ends him thining he's the other cap, but luckily at least one WWII vet is left alive. Things have gotten only worse; walled ghettos, facist tropers carrying helmets and this is just with one senator in new york who was able to succesfully banish the ff and make iron man disappear. The party is on the verge of making the white america of their dreams and only one man can stop it.
The resitatnce is naturlaly a bit cagey at first, consiting of Nick Fury, Spider-Man and Sam Wilson, the woud be falcon, with spidey ready to understandably shoot cap on sight.. but submarine man vouches for him and Cap having served with Nick, knows shit only the real cap would know... and presents them the advantage they need.
What stands out is Cap is... completely horrified by this. Many a right winger bemoan how cap or superman is WOKE NOW, and THEY RUINED HIM and A MAN FROM THE 40'S WOULD NEVER BE THIS PROGRESSIVE , the later being used an excuse to make Utimate Cap, the original not the cooler new one, an asshole. But really.. they were always woke on some level: Cap had already hung up the shield after watergate and Superman was champion of the opressed early on before he got a hobby of marrying Jimmy Oleson to a gorilla. Cap was always woke and it's a trend teh 80's would only enfroce, quitting when the goerment tried to tell him what to do and giving his epic "i'm loyal to nothing except the dream" speech in Daredevil just two years after this. Cap could be a bit stiff and a stickler for the roles, Mark Gruenwald's same run that woud have him quit would define that but never at the cost of real freedom. Cap being prgoressive.. is ideaislim, that a man even from back then always thought of a better future and adapts to ours so well for the most part because of that. There's a lot to unpack, a lot of garbage to clean, but he'll never stop fighting.
So his response to america walling up it's citzens and becoming the white supremacist facist state he fought against.. is to storm the stage to fight Commie Buster Cap's freedom five: Himself, Bucky, Some Douche in a Hoood, a lady they hired just for modeling purposes, and .. Hawkeye. I thought the main comics had done clint dirty, still do, but holy shit. Hawkeye the facist.. jesus fucking christ. Might be hte only thing i disagree with in this comic and only because Clint's been through enough. Putting him on the stage with two facists, an abetter of facists and a man in a literal hood... what.
The final fight has Cap easily take Burnside, laying into him about his racist bullshit, how this isn't america.. america is fragile, it's worth fighting for.. and after laying out this racist piece of whit with the help of your friendly nneighborhood spider-man lays into america
Well, I say America is nothing! Without its ideals — its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different than them! When I returned, I saw that you nearly did turn American into nothing! And the only reason you're not less than nothing — — is that it's still possible for you to bring freedom back to America!
It's a speech we realy fucking need these ddays, with tons of racists, faists and opportunitsts trying to use america as an exxcuse to do henious shit.. when the country was founded for freedom... it's not about dominating others, about lashing outa t groups or about naked opportunism. It's about freedom, i'ts about a place for everyone and acepting others and your own faults, of trying to be fucking better. America was founded on possibily.. but it was also founded on slavery and hypocricy nad poeple fought had to end the former and still grapple with the constant latter. Facisim can happen here and is already trying to, we are not inhrently great because we're american.. our country, at it's best, far from where we are now.. is great because we constantly strive to be better. No matter what facist jackass sitsi n office we fight because laying down, accpeting this as normal or okay or something we can do nothing about isn't acceptable. I can do ittle.. but I can at least say this isn't okay. This is who we are sometimes, racist, afraid, selfish, colonalist.. but it's not who we are at our best. It's not what america ais and caps' just as right about that as he'd be about our currnet hellscape. And as he turns down them all following him the onus isn't on him to fix america. but on us.. the people in the crowd.. and us reading. WE can't do evertyhing.. but we can certainly try. And sometimes just doing the best we can, being a kind person, helping those around us is enough.. and frankly I coud stand to do more of enough.
Supergirl 2026 Review: Truth, Justice and Immense Grief
Supergirl has become one of my faviorite comics characters, a beacon of hope who when given the time to becomes every bit the hero her cousin is... but also someone often tinged by loss. Clark has no memory of Krypton and can treat it with reverence, indiffrence or even fear depending on the version. For Kara, Argo City was her home: She lived there, grew up there, had friends, loved ones.. and had to watch them all die, sent away in the hopes she could at least protect her cousion or be found by someone like her. If that wasn't enoughs he's often buffted around by fate: She's been dumped in an orphanage by her cousin because he can't be bothered, had her heart broken numerous times from various schmmoes in this time to star crossed romances with boys from the future and under the sea down where it's wetter down where it's better take it from me, bounced from job to job trying to find herself, died, was reintroduced only to be targeted and brainwashed by darkseid, gaslit, has had one or both of her parents turn out alive oonly to betray her, been slandered by the media, and that's just her. Her replacements have dealt with being gaslit and domestic abused by lex luthor, a past with a satanic cult and being erased from existance. Supergirl is admirable because despite enough trauma to understandably break anyone let alone a superhero, she keeps going with kindness, empathy and steel. She won't suffer assholes, she will set boundries.. but she's utlimamtely defined no matter the version by a deep empathy, a drive to help.
So being a big fan I was excited for this one: Supergirl's last solo film was a bonkers delight , but I can't cal it a good movie or a good character, piece, just a coke fuled mess that's a joy to watch that ccaptures the pure unhinged wonder of the silver age for better and for worse.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Supermay, my annual celebration of all things superman! And this year that extends to one of the best chara
Kara deserved a more modern movie to really examine her as a person. Who she is, what she can be. She hasnt hurt for rep with her own arrowverse show I need to check out, a fantastic outing in the DCAU that helped her return to comics, a solid more rowdy take in DC Superhero Girls and most recently being added to the main cast of the excellent My Adventures with Superman, going from an indocrinated child solider unknowingy bodyjacked by her AI Dad to kill entire planets, to a kind but proud warrior who protects the world while also wanting to pet the elephant in the roomm, win Jimmy Oleson in the pissing contest he started, and inspires others to be great. She's also a precious bean who I will protect at all costs. Just look at her.
She's the best.
Still even with that high bar it was long overdue for Kara to return to the big screen. The DCEU was a bit too
To build a superman family. They tried late in the game with flash adding her, but it was jammming her into a film thats the comic book movie version ofa mummy's curse. It was never going to work out and I genuinely feel for Sasha Allie for being promised a future only to have it ripped from her. Hope she gets another roll in the new DCU.
IN contrast Supergirl was one of James Gunn's first announced projects to the DCU and unlike the bulk of them had a fairly smooth time getting made and greenlit. This means a lot: the DCU has had a veil of secrecy around momst projeccts and after the big gods and monsters presentation has wisely opted out of announcing a project till it's ready to start pre production. There's been a TON of rumored projects some with confirmation: Wonder Woman, Teen Titans, Deathstroke and Bane, but only a selet few are in the pipeline and out of the presentation only Superman, Supergirl, Lanterns and Creature Commandos have made it to the finish line.
This isn't to say the DCU is a shit show, it's just more seletive, not wanting a film to be out till it's ready and greenlighting other projets like American Villany, a DCU version of Netflix's american crime starring Superman''s Pal Jimmy Oleson I cannot wait for or a recently announced Mr Terrific series, taking characters people already like from movies already out and spinning them off. It's a slow approach that probably hash some suits and real life Skeletor David Ellison nervous, but I prefer it. If something dosent work out it dosen't, but nothing gets shoved out the door. I'll say the MCU IS getting better.. but only because it's verys lowly starting to shake this need to HAVE to plan out every damn film in advance and HAVE to check this box. In contrast the DCU is both young enough and loosey goosey enough it can just adapt to what people liked or pivot if needed.
So it says a lot that not only has SUpergirl persisted but she's considered one of the four most important characters for the foundation of this universe, alongside the usual DC trinity of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. James and Peter have THAT much faith in this character and it's faith not unwaranted and had that much faith this film got fastracked.
I'm happy to say that faith wasn't misplaced: Quality wise Supergirl is a fantastic film, not quite up to the bar superman set with a few wonkier pieces here and there, but still a tremndous character piece that has a unique and engaging take on the Woman of Steel that perfectly nails her, i'ts own unique spin on one of her best stories, and an impressive performance from Milly Alcock, whose easily won my respect both for her talent and for not giving a shit what incels think of her. The latter's just.. sadly necessary for any woman in a big nerd franchise these days, but stilll appreciated regardless.
It's also one of the more divsiive recent superhero films, with most other critics feeling at best meh about it and at worst a waste of their time, the only constant being that Alcock is a national treasure. I've gotten FAR too many articles waxing on the film being a finacial failure, how it's not likely going to make it's money back, what does this mean for the DCU
I haven't even been reading these articles and it's been exausting to see just about everyone dooming.. about the second film in a franchise. While things are a tad precarious given teh possible, and god willing stopped by the upcoming lawsuit, merger, it is not an instant loss if one film dosen't do well, especially in an era where a lot of films that tank in the box office get a second life on stremaing. They Will Kill You didn't get nearly the box office it deserve, a truly excellent action horror comedy, but topped the charts the second it streamed. I have faith mmore people might check out supergirl there and like Superman before it, the second wave will only help it's rep. While films DO need tot ry harder to make back their money, we live in a time where that can be done overtime or where making it back may not even be the point. Even if it sadly memans we DON'T get a second solo film for Kara this film is not the end.
So I was happy I made space and found a sponsor for this one, as Supergirl is a facinating film , being mostly excellent but having a few bumps that have me get why many are eh on it, yet still keen to point out why I love it so much. IT's a film with high highs, eh lows and Lobo hastily glued onto it. Full spoilers under the cut and if you enjoy this review please consider joining my patreon. Just one buck a month gets you access to all the patreon exclusives thus far, any future ones and my gratitude as times are very rough. Paying more is very mucha ppreciated but just one more buck a month would be really neat.
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Twin High Maintence Machines: A Helluva Boss Stolitz Retrospective And Belated Pride Special Part 1
Hello all you happy people and welcome to Twin High Matntence Machines, my look at one of the best and sloppiest queer couples in animation and one of it's most visable.
For as gay as animation, like any form of represintation it isn't immune to blind spots : We haven't got a ton of ace rep (Todd Chavez being the major exception), Trans rep tends to be kept to supporting (Barney Guttman being the Major Exception though Sorry about the Mess looks promising), and in the case of today when it comes to men loving men , they haven't really gotten a ton of focus. There have been fantastic gay male couples in animation: Ham and Crispin, Gus and Wally, Marshall Lee and Gary, but while all these get decent screentime it's rare they get to be the defacto main character. Marshall Lee and Gary are some of the rare exceptions of gettin ga generous amount of development and focus.. but there's really only one couple I know of that are the stars of their story, one couple that thorugh thier toxic boning provides the backbone for their series. You can see them making out in the image, you know who we're here for, let's talk about the boys.
Despite being a huge helluva boss fan, until I got the comission for this retrospective I never realized just how unique and important this pairting was, how no other major animated series had put the love story of two men at it's center the way modern classics like Owl House and She Ra had for women. I liked the story enough.
LIke those stories it also sidesteps portraying either man as perfect, letting both be the hot messes they are: Blitz is inhernetly selfish, pushes away anyone who cares about him before they can hurt him, kills for a living, harasses his employees and is transparently using Stolas. At the same time while more sympathetic due to his awful loveless marriage he had no say in, Stolas still choose to cheat on his wife in the messiest way possible, neglects his beloved daughter to the point he barely knows her by the start of the series, and takes no real steps to actually empathize with Blitz, wanting a romantic relationship but not really communicating that BLitz iz more than a play thing. Neither man at the start of the series is remotely ready for this, yet both plunge in head first because they need it: Blitz needs the grimoire to create a decent job for himself and his newfound work family, Stolas badly needs an escape from his guilded cage. It's the story of two people who used each other till it got all complciated and neither can commuincate for shit so it's only going to get worse before it gets better and even better leaves Stolas powerless, alone and hated by his daughter.
But we have a ways to go to get there, so for part one we're looking at season one, and all the growing pains the series had in going from Stolas being the main villian to everyone's faviorite messy twink and slowly realizing these two douchebags were very much the heart of the show
god she's so real

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My Adventures With Superman - S03E03
saturday night again? time for another episode of superman at midnight on toonami✨✨
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Oh my god he is doing the kitten test from the tick

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Junteenth Special: Sinners Is Now and Forever The Definition of a Masterpiece
Happy Juneteenth and welcome to my annual Juneteenth special looking at black horror.
Sinners is a film geninely like no other. Every time I watch it it's direction, color, and atmosphere truly send me away. It is like nothing else and held strong as my faviorite film of 2025. It still does. Nothing rattled it, nothing could impeach it, it was the best from the moment I saw it. One of my faviorites and every rewatch, last year on fourth of july and just a few days ago for this review, only adds more to it. There's layers of history and character moments that build each time, that are baked into each performance, and moments that were always good and are just a joy to watch again and again and again.
Sinners was a film Coogler put his soul into: After the death of his older uncle James, Coogler reconnected with his love of the blues, the music they loved.
“I would listen to it and find myself reminiscing about him. It really interrogated the art form of music. Becoming obsessed with that led to this movie,”
This idea eventually crossed with horror: Coogler, as per the wrap article I got my information, was a big fan of the film and novel Salem's Lot and specifically the antecdote that king has always told about the film, his wife saying if Dracula wer ein modern day he'd get squished by a cab. That idea of the old meeting the new and these people in an isolated setting dealing with something sudden and otherworldly.
“Something ancient and knowledgeable and powerful and from another world and another time coming to this foundational year in terms of the Delta blues music and walking right into [the movie’s fictional town of] Clarksdale, into this room full of almost mythical characters who think they’ve seen it all, until they met this guy. That was where it came from. You know, it’s basically merging my artistic proclivities with the story I wanted to make about my uncle,”
This story was personal and powerful enough that Coogler cut a unique deal. You've heard about this I have but in 24 years from now he will own the film wholly. It's a mild shock he could pull this off given how hollywood treats horror: Their willing to soak in the money sure , studios know , but when it comes to awards season no matter how good it is it's often ignored. Treated as disposable. This thankfully may be changing: i'm not counting on the academy being smart just yet, but last year Sinners and Frankenstien both got nomianted for best picture, while Sinners, Frankenstien and Weapon all took home awards with Micheal B Jordan rightly winning best actor, and the film itself winning awards for Screenplay, Cinematography and Score, all RICHLY deserved. I"m still salty as fuck it didn't win best picture and Del Roy Lindo didn't win best supporting actor, but the wins are far from nothing. This film is far from nothing.. it's everything.
If you already have seen this masterpice, strap in to here a white dumbass talk about how good it is. If you haven't, please do as this review is going to be soaked in as much spoilers as the film is blood. The film is best gone into with the bare minimum of the setup and the fact their be vampires in it. The trailers do do a good job of MOSTLY hiding what shots are the most spoilertastic. But if your a bit gunshy about horror or just want to hear about it all over again, come on in under the cut.
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