JIELOK

Is it obvious that Kris is my favorite character?

oooh baby its cold outside

The colors representing season 3 will be purple and green.

Vox will stay an important character until the end.

We will get some of Zestial’s backstory.

Angel Dust will be a be a big focus in season 3, specifically his relationship with Husk.

Lilith will have a presence next season (which was already presumed).

The wait will be similar to the hiatus between seasons 1 and 2 😔. On the bright side, the wait between seasons 3 & 4 will most likely be shorter.

Family will also play a huge role, specifically in regards to the Morningstars and Angel’s family.

How... how did this get worse than the last two?

Okay, let me go over the episodes to express how... bad this gets.

Episode 3

They're REALLY hammering in Vox being worse than Velvette and Valentino, like okay we get it already. That one review about there being too much of the Vees is starting to prove true. But hey at least the beginning song was somewhat nice, Vox's voice is nice and the bit with the maracas did get a laugh out of me.

This pinata sinner is adorable, they're mine now.

Also it's nice to see Vaggie being nicer and helpful to Sinners, it's a nice change of pace compared to her being a bitch in Season 1.

Also it’s nice seeing the group therapy. But why not get someone with actual experience in therapy and not Husk?

So the King of Hell… CANNOT go around and kill whoever he pleases? Even if they’re bothering his family in some way? And to add onto that, he hasn’t been paying attention to anything that’s been going on?

God I hate him and this so much… what a heavy handed way to keep Lucifer from doing something earlier…

Emily’s solution is giving Hell gift baskets and saying sorry… As if fucking gift baskets are going to make up for the fucking SLAUGHTER you’ve been doing! Also why can’t they bring Sir P along to show sinners that redemption is possible? This is literally to force plot.

The Lucifer and Vox song… well it sure is something. No but seriously Lucifer JUST FUCKING HIM ALREADY!! DON’T LET HIM SING AND GET UNDER YOUR SKIN ANYMORE!!

Also he bails when Charlie needs him. WOOOOOWWW!!! So much for being there for your daughter more huh?!

Somebody, ANYBODY!! JUST FUCKING KILL VOX ALREADY!! LUTE YOU’RE DISAPPOINTING ME!!

… What the fuck? What the fuck did I just watch? Vaggie was telling her the fucking facts but Charlie fucking assumes Vaggie’s not on her side? What the actual fuck?

Also we have to have Vaggie speak in Spanish to remind the audience she’s Spanish… even though that’s been retconned.

God this episode was frustrating. Thankfully not as bad as Episode 4 considering the songs were kind of better, but still frustrating.

Episode 4

OH FUCK OFF WITH THE ADVERTISEMENT!!

Did Carmilla seriously let Vox of all people manipulate her into making him weapons? While he does have a point in her starting things, she should’ve stood her ground and told him no.

Zestial my goat! Speaking the truth! Good for him for choosing not to be a part of this bullshit!

Charlie: My mom never wanted violence!

Me: Are you sure about that?

Vaggie! Why the fuck are you putting Niffty in charge?!

Love in a bottle is a reminder that Keith David as Husk was a miscast.

Also why doesn’t Sera or Emily inform Charlie that they set up a barrier around Heaven? So the war could be off the table for now until they come up with a plan? They’re acting like they didn’t set it up at all!

And as Charlie and Vaggie go to talk to Carmilla, it’s impressive how she dances around accountability and saying Charlie and her friends were the ones to start the war… even though it was her that killed the exorcist angel to begin with.

And it’s also here that it’s revealed that Vaggie had another girlfriend when she was an exorcist angel that presumably died… and that implies that Charlie is basically a rebound girlfriend for her to fill the void of what she lost. Kill me.

On another note I love Losin’ Streak. Angel slays in drag and his voice was lovely. Second best song in the season.

That’s what you get for leaving Niffty of all people in charge you dumb bitch.

Good on Charlie for apologizing and accepting what she’s been doing is wrong! ALSO I FUCKING CALLED IT ABOUT THE CHAGGIE SONG!! VAGGIE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UPSET AND THINGS ARE GOING TO SHIT BUT YOU’RE JUST GONNA BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND WANT SEX?! GIRL BE FOR FUCKING REAL!!

Wow they danced and fall on the bed panting… how sexy. Of course the FLF content is shit while the MLM get all the spice. 😒

But yeah hate the song since I hate Chaggie and the song came at an inappropriate time.

And something I’ve noticed… they’re literally trying to make Val and Vel to some extent to be sympathetic. What. The. Fuck?

And it’s also revealed that Vox has been hypnotizing Angel to be a spy this whole time… THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF VOX SENDING SIR P OR ESTABLISHING BAXTER KNOWING VOX!? WHAT’S THE FYCKING POINT OF ANY OF THAT?!

And to top it all off…The Vees are going to trick Lucifer to meet with them to hypnotize him… Fuck me.