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i am pookie penguin. I mostly post art and shitposts.And thisβ¦.
THIS β¬οΈ
THIS IS THE NAMESAKE OF MY BLOG. β¬οΈ
His name is pookie. he is an evil malicious and irredeemable penguin.I love him. Anyways here are some facts about him. Can u spot when the truth ends and the lies begin?:
βοΈ He was given to me as a birthday present
βοΈ THIS IS A LITERAL BABY TOY. MY FRIEND BOUGHT ME A BABY TOY. Maybe when she heard βbirthdayβ she thought i was just born???
βοΈ Lol i cant complain i luv thus thing so much i'm basically a fucking baby
βοΈ He has been attacked ,bitten, and scratched by a stray cat me and my brother named βcoconuttoβ
βοΈ I forgot him at a relatives house once and only remembered him when we were already downstairs in the car parking lotβ¦.so we phoned them and they threw him all the way from the second floor down towards us and my aunt caught him
βοΈ He was the one who attempted to assasinate donald trump. I dont care who they convicted.β¦.it was him. I know itβ¦.
βοΈ the reason some penguin species are endangered i because he is a mass penguin murderer and he wants to be the only penguin.
βοΈ same goes for all other endangered animals . he bears an equal hatred to all living organisms he does not discriminate against any of them
βοΈ also he was piloting the plane of 9/11
βοΈ the reason he commited so many terrorist acts against america is because he hates capitalism
βοΈ he is a penguin
I also recently got gifted another penguin.His name is Dookie:
βοΈ My friend who gifted him to me ships him and pookie,and when i let her play with Them she makes them boombaya together, so they are gay penguins I guess.
βοΈ How he met pookie is he was pookieβs court appointed therapist , but pookie corrupted him and he became his partner in crime.
βοΈ I made a separate blog for him called @dookiepenguin , where i will post about my writings and fanfictions (and occasionally the art i make for those fics)
(these dividers are from @dollywons thank u sm for making them!!!!)
