Pookaboo

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

thanks for the memories even if they werent so great like some say

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

I wanna play maximinigolf so bad I could barf

Having the “mom-friend override” seems great until you realize it’s actually a developed coping mechanism from years and years of putting other people’s emotional needs before your own. (:

@horsefigureoftheday digital horse figure ..

AWESOME

i never leave when it gets hard, I leave when it gets inconsiderate, inconsistent, and disrespectful

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part of your growth and development

The kinda love I wanna give