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Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease