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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

Oh great, I'm getting taxed for that now?

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

load-bearing little treat

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

*only Kanji SO FAR

dialogue: I am so fucking embarrassed it's not even funny! It's very very humid right now in Rome, and when it's humid, my prosthetic gets wet inside the socket area. And today I was getting off the train, and I went to remove a hair on my elbow; and my prosthetic went like this- *juicy fart noises every time she moves her prosthetic at the elbow* And there was a guy next to me and he thought I farted- Not even fart- sharted! Hooooo

You did not need to describe it as juicy

um, it's important to be accurate and descriptive in captions, and i heard that sound, they absolutely did.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it was juicy