forget the western astrological zodiac,
what’s your birth-sign personality based on which BDG videos came out at that point in the year
March 21 - April 19: give up on your dreams of becoming a baker, The Perfect PokéRap, it’s time to get good at darts, PEPCORN: a cooking video, Hey what’s up with all of these eye hand bosses? April 20 - May 20: how to make jorts, Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?, building your online brand May 21 - June 21: shingle jingle (cusp), RIDLEY IS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!, No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler, How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game), Let Keanu Reeves start a riot, How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics, I built the perfect gamer space June 22 - July 22: walking on the west highland way, alone in my apartment, the most annoying octopath traveler, We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day July 23 - August 22: best comeback ever, the premiere of Dances Moving, I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness August 23 - September 22: siblings, Poor York Ma can’t control York Pa at all, new shoes, Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula September 23 - October 23: the finale of Dances Moving, my autobiography, Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes, my hidden talent (Animal Crossing voice) October 24 - November 22: rejected old bay jingle, I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don’t have to, Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots, I fixed Fallout’s music by creating a totally new genre, Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form November 23 - December 21: this video got me a job, I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster, Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations, How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters, I used The Sims to perfect my apartment December 22 - January 19: don’t read the comments 2018, Scientifically calculating the game of the year, Waluigi Unraveled, “hat I will wear every day for the rest of my life” January 20 - February 18: Every Sonic game is blasphemous, Understanding Kingdom Hearts February 19 - March 20: I’ve been cyber-bullied again, buy my bed, the 19 ways you can say “ha ha, what”, Bowser’s military hierarchy, Kirby Unraveled, When can Mario retire?
