Curating Shitposts For Posterity

the twist at the end

my beautiful wet son Corn Cob

A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down

For those who don't know what this means (like I didn't), a church is a 501c3 organization: a tax exempt entity. In order for it to stay that way they may not get involved in legislature- including endorsing a political candidate. So if you witness someone doing this, you can report them to the IRS using form 13909. (If you're in the US)

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

Looks like I’ll be enjoying the magic of Malt Whiskey and Walt Disney soon.

Video games really down play how tough it is to crouch walk

*Slavic dancer enters chat*

The people on Alderaan didn’t even get a chance to start any end of the world orgies.

They only had the regular orgies that were already happening at the time.