I have GOT to stop spending $30

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

of all the ways people try to justify moralizing about other people’s kinks on here it does think “you should only get off to kinks related to things you’ve experienced” is the funniest one

it’s just a perfect encapsulation of the increasing push to deny all anonymity online right? you should have to disclose all your identities so we can see if it’s sufficiently likely that you experienced the correct traumatic events that would make it acceptable for you to have sex this way

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