HEY NERDS

good boy...

more people need to send me dms and asks talking about their tits, if we're all being quite perfectly honest

im really sniffly tonight. if anyone cares

Need a gf or fwb who will send me audios of her jerking off and moaning to my wavs and stuttering out a bless you after each sneeze

someone come put their boobs in my mouth asappp

She refuses to ever do anything about her (frequently) runny nose and just waits for you to take care of it.

Walking the hayfeverish puppygirl on all-fours through a field of ragweed on a tight leash

YUPPPP

Currently obsessed with the idea of someone sneezing while wearing an o-ring gag

It's so cool when a woman is a pervert!

getting fingered in a club bathroom while they sneeze into your neck because your cologne/perfume just will not stop setting them off. hi btw

big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.

yes please 🤩