you were the song stuck in my head

he's just very sensitive to temperature and the humidity of krakoa has driven him insane.

the blue has finally taken over

had to send one too many "per my last email" messages to charles xavier and has decided becoming a fascist is the only way to get his point across

Too many superhuman parent-teacher conferences

lost a bet with abigail and now he has to do this for 5 years.

people kept making big bang theory jokes at him

one of the younger mutants used a big, multi-syllabic word he didn’t know the meaning of and that was his 13th reason

too many team meetings that could have been an email

the extra taxes and fees on all of his doordash orders were finally too much for him. $7 service charge for a mcflurry?

he opened twitter

someone offered him a ride in a tesla one (1) time

he watched the mexican episode of the great british baking show

he watched the first ten minutes of the got finale

his favorite coffee cream is seasonal and he got pissed about it

xavier ordered a chai tea.

there was a new love triangle involving jean

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!