Officially acknowledged as Poopie by Belial

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

"Why would this character be jealous of their friend's romantic relationships? Clearly they're in love with them" I don't know if you guys have ever Had Friends but it's actually pretty common for people to feel jealous if their best friend suddenly has less time for them and is prioritising someone they just met over them. That's not inherently romantic, that's the general human desire to be valued by the people you value.

There was really no winning that one

they got married btw

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

And for my next trick, I will show thousands of strangers online my descent into madness.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich