there used to be atraight up a proboscis monkey blogging on here

i bought a guitar a month ago and sweetwater sent me a photo of myself as a child that my mother doesnt remember taking

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

I believe in all new age magic stuff especially evil magic. I believe that you can completely summon a demon and talk to it using tutorials you see in a Discord server called Grove of the Shadows where everyone’s username is like 𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖊 in dark purple and the server has a dedicated channel for talking about weed. This is real to me. However I believe that Hecate takes away all your powers the instant you try to defend yourself from anyone making fun of you

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

just clownloaded a gigglebyte of silly images

just frownloaded a terrorfright of SCARY images