saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
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Fieri Frames

oozey mess

Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
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sheepfilms

Love Begins

tannertan36

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE

bliss lane

@theartofmadeline

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
[ID: A painting of Roman senators raising knives and advancing on Julius Caesar. End ID]

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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw
i honestly dont think I've willingly used a chatbot since..... cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal
Reblog to kill it faster
A Very Potter Musical (2009) + letterboxd reviews

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#I hope they feel like Italian today
unironically dracula's at his best when he's someone's dad
baby: cries at 3am
these guys: do that thing where they rise from their coffin like they're on a hinge
there's just something funny about the mental image of dracula changing a nappy
overworked single dad dracula posting minions memes to facebook
the transylvanian peasants: accidentally bring garlic bread to vlad junior's birthday potluck
dracula to facebook that evening:
This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!
This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.
Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.
10/10 would recommend
Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.
This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

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A 10-millionth visitor to the Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.
me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting