PokerFace1946

• USDA -> Department of Famine

• FDA -> Department of Pestilence

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Lil D sketch

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The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.

Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.

Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Cringe ass dork that turns up with some squid/eagle hybrid, clearly thriving off the attention and mostly failing to steal anything important. Just a general nuisance in a fancy dress with a parasol. But the wards & protectorate are forced to humour her, lest she get bored and become an s-class villain.

Little do they know the last straw will be when she checks out her PHO thread for the first time and realises no one actually likes her theatrics.

In this au, amy didn't get taken in by the Dallon's after they took down Marquis. She was instead dropped off at an orphanage since carol assumed she was a trap didn't want to risk it. She never got adopted and spent a lot of time thinking about her father and what happened that night. Initially in the hopes he'd come back and later as a coping mechanism.

Amy grew up very socially stunted with no Vicky to drag her out of her shell, and never formed any strong relationships. Once she was old enough to use a computer, she figured out who her dad was and ended up fixating on him and capes. Amy has average grades, average looks, and no social connections. To a lonely, isolated girl like her, she felt as though she'd been robbed of the life she could have had.

She could have had a super villain father that loved her, been the adopted child of heroes, or even a cape herself. She could have mattered to people. Instead she's unimportant and alone. Amy became particularly fixated on Vicky. Both envying/resenting her for living the life she could have had, and fantasising about the world where she has a sister that loves her.

Amy's breaking point was a pretty run of the mill cape fight. She was a little too close to whatever bullshit Uber and leet were up to, so glory girl grabbed her, flew her to safety, and left without a second look.

Once the adrenaline wore off and she was back 'home', Amy realised that was it. The closest she'd ever get to the life she's dreamt about was getting flown out of a cape fight. Even her saviour, the girl she'd lost nights of sleep thinking about, would never know her name and by tomorrow will have forgotten her face.

She triggers as a tinker (Liberty x Controller) with the ability to create living creatures from very few resources and have them grow to full size much faster than they should be able to. However, her creations are always barely sentient and require direct commands to function (more akin to biological machines).

With an endless supply of loyal minions, she declares herself glory girl's nemesis and sets out to become the great villainess she was always meant to be.

This Amy is horribly isolated and desperately trying to form some kind of connection with others. She refuses to be a hero out of resentment, both for what happened to her father (he was evil but he loved her) and that she feels she's been ignored by these people for years. Her cringefail mannerisms are mostly a result of having had no real social interactions for the last 11 years and they're genuinely her best efforts to be charismatic and likable.

Her power is also kind of a kick in the teeth. Even though she can create life, her creations can't think and can never care about her. She gets to be the single most important person to them and gets nothing back.

Unfortunately for Amy, she's not really forming any kind of connections here. Despite thinking she's a significant and feared villain, the wards/new wave have meetings on how to best placate her so she remains harmless but none of them really respect her, vicky just thinks she's weird, and she doesn't realise how her persona actually comes across to most people.