PokerFace1946

Here me out: Undertale AU where instead of killing the other six fallen humans, Asgore kept them all alive and has been raising them. (Except everyone else was under the misconception he actually killed them. Cuz he still made the whole declaration of war against humanity. Just wussed out when it came to actually following through.)

(The only person who knows the other humans are alive is Mad Dummy/Maddie, because she swears there's this stupid human child in an Aqua dress and bow that likes stabbing her when she does her part time shift at the castle. No one believes her.)

They are both #Normal Girls

both LOVE love talk

They are both stealth extraordinaires

No but for real they can sneak into anywhere together.

What's scarier than one invisible girl? TWO invisible girls. Toga drinks her blood and u won't know where ur next hit is coming from

TRAITOR!HAGAKURE. Boom it makes ultra sense

Hagakure happily leaking all the details about her classmates as she giggles on the phone to Toga at night

Both give absolutely no shits about nudity

okay but the aesthetic of Hagakure being covered in blood, being able to see none of her but to be able to see that blood-stained outline moving around --- Himiko would go FERAL

Like what if the first time Himiko sees the shape of her face is when it's covered in blood. What then

I'm sorry I didn't expect this ship to get so bloody, but with Toga i really should have predicted it would go there

Okay but back to basics they have so much in common, imagine the giggliest most teenage girls gossiping away while they leave bodies and destruction in their wake. I know I said it before but

• USDA -> Department of Famine

• FDA -> Department of Pestilence

bonus/proof:

Lil D sketch

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The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.