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Rebranding.

Hello world. Hope you’re all doing as well as one can be doing under such strange times. This is just a quick note to let those of you who know me from the HP world know that I am rebranding this account from an incorrect HP blog, to an incorrect ATLA blog. That is all!

Thanks, -Admin.

#personal

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Fred: do you think I'll pass this test?

Ginny: do you want me to be like you, or totally honest?

Fred: are you saying I'm a liar?

Ginny: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

#hp #pottergossip #source: avatar the last airbender #Ginny Weasley #Fred Weasley #harry potter #hp text post #hp textpost #hp shitpost #accioshitpost #you can't tell me this is innacurate #because it's not

Harry, to Hermione: *after realizing he likes Ginny* you ever come to a realization that makes you want to stop everything and just go to bed?

Hermione: yes.

Harry:

Harry: i’m going to bed.

#pottergossip #hp #harry potter #hp text post #hermione granger #ginny weasley #hinny #hp textpost #hp shitpost #accioshitpost #source: me

Hermione: you're giving me anxiety

Neville: aw no, don't have anxiety, I already have that for both of us!

#pottergossip #Hermione Granger #Neville Longbottom #HP #hp text post #hp shitpost #hp chat #Harry Potter #Source: me and my friend #he was driving and wE ALMOST DIED

I'm not wearing glasses anymore, I've seen enough.

Harry Potter, overheard during lunch break at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

#pottergossip #source: @dxnnyszn on twitter #source: twitter #Harry Potter #Auror #HP #hp text post #hp textpost #hp shitpost #incorrect hp quotes #hp quotes

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I’m back! A (Personal) note from the Editor:

Hi everyone :) I have been gone from this account for the HOTTEST of minutes, but I’m back (indefinitely) now! Before I go any further, I just wanted to make something abundantly clear: while we at Pottergossip do dabble in this world that JK R*wl*ng created, I do not by any means support her beliefs or the hate she chooses to spread into an already hateful world. It is, in the most uneloquent of terms, disgusting and simply extremely not cool.

With that being said, I lead a very busy life. So I’m officially opening the doors of Pottergossip! If you would like to help me run this account, feel free to hit me up here or on my (new) main blog. I would be more than happy to have a helping hand around here, as I do love this account and would hate to have to shut it down.

Thank you all for sticking around! Sincerely, Pottergossip’s Editor.

#pottergossip #Harry Potter #HP #i'm back #Hermione Granger #Ron Weasley #Ginny Weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #Luna Lovegood #hp text post #hp textpost #hp shitpost

Hermione Granger was seen ranting through the halls of Hogwarts, shortly after the term had begun, throwing her arms up and proclaiming in a loud voice, “I cannot believe your uncle had the balls to do that to you! I’m going to hate that ugly old ass for the rest of my life.”

Harry, distraught, tried to get her to calm down by saying, “no, Hermione -don’t do that. Besides, I’ve already forgiven him... you can’t live your best life if you’re holding on to hatred and bitterness.”

But Hermione didn’t miss a beat. Instead, she snapped back with, “well I don’t care. I can hate him all I want, and I say that if I ever see him I’m going to Accio a wrench into my hands and bye bye balls.”

Harry stopped arguing after that; he and Ron were too busy laughing.

#pottergossip #harry potter #hp text post #hp #hermione granger #ron weasley #hogwarts #gryffindor #hp shitpost #hp textpost #accio shitpost #uncle vernon #source: an actual conversation between a friend and i

voldemort, panting heavily: *to dumbledore* and what have YOU been doing this whole time?

dumbledore, sipping wine: just chillin’

#hp #pottergossip #harry potter #hp text post #hp shitpost #hp textpost #voldemort #lord voldemort #dumbledore #hogwarts #source: army life #MAN it has been a hot minute since i posted #my bad😅

Voldemort, to Harry: YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE?!?

Harry, to Voldemort: *after coming back from the dead* I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

#pottergossip #hp #harry potter #hp text post #hp shitpost #voldemort #lord voldemort #vine #source: vine #hp textpost #hogwarts

Mrs Weasley was giggling to herself one evening, and Arthur Weasley, intrigued, asked her: “what’s so funny, darling?”

Looking up at her husband, she cleared her throat, stifled her laughter, and said, “I was walking by the living room when I heard Bill and Charlie talking.”

“Oh?” Arthur didn’t understand what was so funny about this.

“They were angry at each other,” Mrs Weasley continued. “Bill said to Charlie, ‘anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!’ And Charlie looked him right in the eye and said, ‘Bill.’”

A few moments later, an annoyed Bill Weasley walked in on the bewildering sight of both his parents laughing themselves silly.

#pottergossip #hp #hp text post #the weasleys #hp textpost #mrs weasley #molly weasley #arthur weasley #bill weasley #charlie weasley #hp shitpost #source: twitter

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Amongst the Female Ravenclaw students, they have been (consensually) giving eachother's tits various squeezes as a form of secret code. What is being said, remains unknown.

#pottergossip #ravenclaw #hp #hp text post #hp shitpost #hogwarts #source: submitter #akdjajfu this is such a Ravenclaw™️ thing i gotta respect that #submission

Ron, indignantly eating his toast: This family just can’t recognize a good thing , I’ve gotta respect that

Ginny, from across the room: We only respect the top tier stuff-

Bill: -you’re almost there!

#pottergossip #hp #hp text post #the weasleys #bill weasley #ginny weasley #ron weasley #hp textpost #hp shitpost #source: one of my group chats

Ron was speaking to Harry when the twins came yelling and running into the kitchen. Ron cursed at them viscously before turning back to his best friend and continuing his sentence: “...anyway, as I was saying, for my New Year’s Resolution, I’ve decided to be nice to people.”

Harry almost spit out his drink when he saw the looks on the twins’ faces.

#pottergossip #hp #ron weasley #harry potter #fred weasley #george weasley #the weasley twins #weasley twins #hp textpost #hp shitpost #hp text post #new year’s resolutions #fact: this is actually canon #(harry’s resolution was not to Brood #-Ron and Hermione laughed so hard when he told them that he #started brooding and lost his resolution immediately lmao)#source: me

Fred Weasley, having just spilled a butterbeer on himself, cried out, “ah, fuck -someone pass me a napkin.”

Next to him, Hermione Granger sniffed and said, “watch your language, Weasley, there are first years around.”

Fred, taking the napkin Ginny had thrown at him, waved it in Hermione’s face and apologized: “I’m sorry, Hermione, you’re completely right. What I meant to say was: Ah, fuck -someone pass me a napkin... please.”

George laughed so loud that he accidentally drowned out Hermione’s retort (though Fred’s ears turned an ever-so-subtle shade of pink at whatever she said).

#pottergossip #hp #hermione granger #fred weasley #ginny weasley #george weasley #hp text post #hp shitpost #fremione #((i guess???))#source: all those posts on tumblr lol

Ginny, bored, poked Fred, who was lying on the couch. “Fred,” she tried. No response. “Fred.” Nothing. “Fred!” He once again didn’t respond, and Ginny, giving up, turned to George and said, “I don’t fucking know; he’s fucking dead.”

George laughed so hard he choked.

#pottergossip #source: vine #hp #ginny weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #fred and george #the weasley twins #hp textpost #hp shitpost #hp text post #swearing

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Sources say that Neville Longbottom, fed up with Harry’s complaining, turned to Potter and proclaimed, “you know what -I’m aboutta say it. I don’t care that you’re obsessed with Draco.”

#pottergossip #source: vine #hp #harry potter #neville longbottom #draco malfoy #slytherin #gryffindor #hp shitpost #hp textpost #hp text post #drarry #neville is done with all the shit

A Short Blurb in The Daily Prophet:

Dear people who don’t know about the hours I put into my work,

I love the hate you say to my face. In fact, I thrive on it.

Sincerely,

Hermione Granger.

#pottergossip #hp #hermione granger #gryffindor #the golden trio #the daily prophet #she was royally pissed m80s #also she could’ve put all her accomplishments with her name #but ron informed her that her name strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest women #(fleur and ginny both agreed)#so she left it just ‘hermione granger’#and all the men who read it quaked in their knickers #source: a nun’s twitter

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