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[part 2 of severely underrated humour from the books]
why does no one ever talk about this scene?? it was so freaking funny like nothing can ever match how unhinged the books were omg
(also- if you know other underrated hilarious book scenes pls pls pls send me an ask and i'll add it to the series)
Harry Potter and the muggle therapist
Session Seven : Relatives
Harry: "My aunt and uncle locked me in a cupboard for ten years."
Therapist (horrified): "Finally, a metaphor I understand."
Harry: "No. It was an actual cupboard."
Me looking through the hp characters to pick a favourite:
No not that one- Maybe but nah too basic- that ones an asshole and that- *Sees Percy Weasley*
*GASP*
A GINGER HAIRED MAN WITH ELDEST DAUGHTER SYNDROME, COMPLEX STORY, ANGST AND AUSTIC CODED WITH A SPRINKLE OF GAY???
Yep, you're coming home with me. Say bye to your family....You can take Oliver with you tho
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Ginny: I love murder mysteries Harry, trying to impress Ginny: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
Shit post cause I’m bored
You just know hagrid wreaked absolute havoc on the local ecosystem with all the giant invasive predators he adopted and even genetically modified himself just to set them free in the Scottish country side. Like, we only know about the spiders, the one Charlie took away, fluffy, and the blast ended skrewts for sure. Oh. And grawp of course.
Who knows what else he introduced to the grounds of hogwarts. For all we know the giant squid is also one of his babies (30y are enough for the merpeople to build statues of them fighting it. Even 10y are)