Karli

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

I've found out that this tends to be a neurodivergent thing! It's helped me understand why I end up sleeping in the evenings and being up really late at night. It's made me less overstimulated and now I have time to get things done without constantly needing headphones in!

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

if you can’t handle me at my die mart you don’t deserve me at my bro food

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday