i'm a mess

so according to your tags phil is into men who can bridal carry him across the room…but…dan can‘t even catch him when he’s fainting. so obviously phil loves the doctors! he’s so disappointed his boyfriend can’t catch him he immediately wants someone who can actually carry him! and we love him for it…that’s also why dan joined the gym

one of my favorite parts about tour is the when the youths™️ teach dnp whatever the new trend is at the time and they simply Do Not Get It but then they're pros by the time that tour ends because they've done it 50 times in every m&g for a year

can the dan and phil announcement be that they are selling copies of the ‘shut up woman get on my horse’ shirt because id pay good money to own that

they put the full wolf phil thirst trap on the patreon and you can see The Bed

aw its cute that theyve learned their lesson this time around and arent sending it from the danandphiltour email address this timeAJHKDFGJKFDG