i'm a mess

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

the perfect device

miss when dan would mansplain on younow. sitting on his little ass chair like "bet you guys have never heard of this indie band called radiohead" "do you even know about marxist theory you silly turnips"

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary