i'm a mess

look all i'm saying is if we had to endure them spending the whole previous tour bullying us for being entirely correct about them sharing a bed on the bus of their first tour only for them to finally admit they're fucking and then not even share a bed on their hard launch tour bus!!!!! what was the point of any of that then. might as well just break up

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

what about ace to hell

Going undefined queer to hell

having a blorbo is genuinely so embarrassing. yes its me i have blorbo bleebus brainworms . the brainworms are public knowledge yes these are #myworms. everytime i start typing about blorbo i can feel imaginary audiences going ah haha oh you! :) of course the terminal blorbohead is blorboposting...... how surprising . the blorbo sure is blorbing huh :) and i can only nod in defeat bc yeah , (a single manly tear escapes the corner of my eye) yeah th e blorbo is. the blorbo is 🅱lorbing indeed

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

hi guys. I'm evil.

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

nooo my evil qwailties

cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also

I don't want to imply anything, but when someone releases an exposé on a conspiracy theory and then immediately announces the end of their weekly newsletter... that is curious... suspicious. Like they're being silenced, maybe..? Do I have proof? No. They wouldn't leave proof. But. Never underestimate the power of Big Bridge.