Welcome to the Pokémon Copypasta Archive!
This is a collection of Pokemon-related copypastas curated by @mathyfurret.
You can submit copypastas through either the submission form or the ask box. The former is meant for submissions that are more-or-less ready to post (i.e. copied or transcribed verbatim, fully formatted, and properly attributed). The latter can also be used for questions that are not submissions.
I will always reject submissions that:
are not in English
are not Pokemon-related
promote bigotry based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc
are primarily visual as opposed to verbal (e.g. ASCII/Unicode art)
contain excessive non-ASCII-letter characters, typing quirks, or anything else that would make the text needlessly difficult for either a human or TTS to read. An exception may be made if the quirk is present in the original form of the pasta and is integral to its humor.
Qualities of a good copypasta, and thus things that make me more likely to publish your submission, include:
already being established as a meme within a large community
having an iconic opening
having a good length. A few hundred characters is the sweet spot; long enough to be eye-catching but short enough to fit within the character limit of most chat platforms.
