He’s like I have a pokemon who’s going to help you to climb these cliffs. Uh, imagine my surprise when instead of a pokemon, hm, in walks. In WALKS. On two legs, bipedal, bipedally walks: a full-fledged mean girl bully, popstar. A cheerleader with a side ponytail and a fresh fucking mani. She walks up to me and I’m like: who is this adult woman? Like, this entrepreneur? This, like, cheerleader? This popstar? Who is she? Where’s the pokemon? Is she behind the model?
-theamandafiles, "the most UNHINGED playthrough EVER | LEGENDS ARCEUS #2"


















