Your Friendly Neighborhood Simp

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

IT'S FINALLY HERE OMG

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In order of age, going only off personality and facial expression, we have:

Dick: Calls "shotgun" primarily for control of the AUX cord, but won't say no to the extra leg room.

Jason: Calls "shotgun" primarily to separate Dick from the AUX cord, but also because if he has to ride back seat with these other weenies it will absolutely feel like sitting at the children's table. Plus, the back seat always smells like old french fries.

Tim: Genuinely wants the front seat, but less so for comfort reasons and more so because Bruce can't run away on him mid-sentence when he's operating a motor vehicle full of his children. This is essentially a hostage situation.

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

she doesn’t need to be dieting

Ugh, non dairy milk is so hard to steam, and drinking soy is a fad anyway

Life is short, eat the damn cheese bitch, it won’t kill you

I’d have to go open another bag of the gluten-free, and I don’t wanna walk all the way to the back room to go get it

At least once, I caught it maybe 3 seconds from disaster- someone with a life-threatening dairy allergy had ordered a soy latte. She told me at the register that it was a deadly allergy. I even wrote on the cup “ALLERGY- NO DAIRY”.

I caught the barista in question rolling her eyes and saying under her breath, “skinny bitches and their fake allergies, trying to get shit for free” (this particular coffee shop had a policy where a dairy allergy meant you didn’t pay the extra fee for non-dairy milk).

I saw the barista rinsing the dairy pitcher, put 2+2 together, and yelled out to the customer to stop her. She hadn’t started drinking yet, but she did lick the drips on the lid- she still needed her Epi-Pen and to go to the hospital.

Suffice to say that barista was fired on the spot… but there are many more people like that. Far too many.

Make the food/drinks people order, the way they fucking order them.

Even if she had just been trying to save the 50 cents…. so what?

They are making My Hero Academia character themed perfumes and oils and are stealing art to put on the bottles. They have stolen my work for both their Aizawa and Shinsou themed bottles.

They do not have permission to do this, nor do they offer any sort of credit. Both of these products have sold multiple times and the shop, which sells nothing but these perfume/oil bottles, has almost 2,000 sales. I was not aware of this before today.

Here’s the shop link if you want to check it out yourself. I have contacted them and told them that if they do not remove the listings in 24 hours, I will contact Etsy directly.

Shinsou bottle:

original artwork/coloring:

Aizawa bottle: 

Original work/coloring:

Me: *swipes entire stack of plate off the shelf like a cat*

Me: *hits an operatic high G and leaves the room*

Ghost:

TW / LOUD VOLUM.

You’re going to give them an identity crisis.